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OK, fine, I'll give Elon $8 for Twitter. You convinced me.
Not for the checkmark. For the corp.
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I'll keep posting here but from now on most of my work will appear first in StarCraft II chatrooms.
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Answer? Major mastodon sites. Because Pony Stark is not only a shallow narcissistic man-child who lit $44B on fire, but also had all the competent employees who aren't H1B indentured servants walk out the door...
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Somehow losing its core content creators faster than tesla loses share value
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Looking at Musk's Evening of the Rusty Sporks, the question is the "Mastodon links are bad" looking for major servers or a link pattern? Let's check...
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Good lord, Twitter is now marking any Mastodon link as "sensitive content" and taking you to a "this link may be unsafe" warning if you click on a Mastodon link.
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Where else to find me:
Post: post.news/dburbach
Mastodon: mstdn.social/@dburbach
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Tweeting as an image because Twitter now seems to be blocking Mastodon links altogether. Maybe I'll get to send part 2 of this message, maybe not. Pretty disingenuous to flag ALL links to Mastodon as "this link has been ID'd by Twitter or partners as being potentially harmful."
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Also...
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#BREAKING: F35 B model landing JRB Fort Worth, and pilot ejects.1
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This is Pony Stark, aka Apartheid Clyde, aka . He can't manage a night of the long knives. Instead, its the late evening of the rusty sporks.
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Actually the question is: How much did you profit off your grift? And was it worth your soul?
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The question is who should make those decisions and how.
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michaelshellenberger.substack.com/p/twitter-brok
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Going to play this very conservatively and deleted it, but Twitter seems to think posting my Mastadon and Post is something they need to hide?
This is just nuts.
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I'm disappointed. @micahflee just got suspended for remarking how you can still @joinmastodon to follow @elonjet over there, but I haven't yet. I guess I'm too low a profile to earn the prize Pony Stark Ban Hammer.
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Musk has the right to suspend whichever account he wants to suspend — including this one.
But his behavior should conclusively put to rest the tiresome canard that he’s pro-“free speech.”
He isn’t.
He’s pro-free-speech-he-supports — and nothing more.
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New Neuralink implant makes you kill yourself if you have negative thoughts about Elon Musk
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I felt a sudden disturbance in the InterTubes, as if millions of free speech warriors suddenly decided that saying where a billionaire landed his jet isn't really free speech.
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You’re “big tech censorship” narrative is actually, finally playing out. And your silence is noted. @ShellenbergerMD
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Some of us are all "DO IT DO IT PONY STARK YOU FUCKING COWARD! SHOW THE WORLD THAT YOU, APARTHEID CLYDE IS A THIN SKINNED LUNATIC. Oh, and say "Hi" to your Judo classmate Ghislaine, right "
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so if this was really Ryan Mac's last tweet then big same
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looks like both and were suspended for sharing this on-the-record statement from LAPD about Elon Musk. This is the most basic type of reporting - apparently no longer safe on Twitter
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More to the point, banning journalists is when he goes from being the "new exciting alt-right disrupter" who is cool and gets gushed about by journalists who find LGBT equality cringe to "dangerous menace who must be stopped" in a way that a dozen Club Q shooting never could.
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Any social scientists care to join me in a "natural" experiment?
Ahem.
Elon Musk is a shit businessman, a terrible human being, and only has money because his daddy's blood emerald mine.
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I'm disappointed. just got suspended for remarking how you can still to follow over there, but I haven't yet. I guess I'm too low a profile to earn the prize Pony Stark Ban Hammer.
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it's like when you realize that the young children in the other room have been way too quiet for their own good
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the most disturbing part is that he's not tweeting through it
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Apparently, being a reporter who covers Pony Stark is now against the $8-chan terms of service.
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I don't think 's Content Moderation Speed Run timeline included banning journalists but maybe it should have? Honestly this is getting quite bad.
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Banning reporter accounts, and disappearing journalist tweets in the process, is an attempt to erase the first draft of history of course.
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Sitcom writer: In my show I invented MILF Island as a cautionary tale
TLC Network: At long last, we have created MILF Island from classic sitcom Don't Create MILF Island
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Welcome to #MILFManor! Eight hot moms leave home for the chance to find love with men half their age, but they're greeted with a shocking twist. The new series premieres January 15th at 10/9c on @TLC.
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. is presiding over the House vote on the Puerto Rico Status Act, which would give voters in the territory the choice between statehood, independence, or free association with the US.
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Journalists who cover Elon Musk have been suspended on Twitter tonight: O'Sullivan from CNN, Aaron Rupar and the Washington Post's .
Rupar tells me he has "no idea" why it happened.
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Because Pony Stark is afraid that the world will see that his "green" cred is really brown, with tons of CO2 being pumped into the atmosphere on an almost daily basis because he doesn't want to use Zoom. Or, wants happy endings from his in-flight massages, right ? twitter.com/micahflee/stat
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Ponder: FTX was floating 100mil dollars to Taylor Swift to get their logo on some stadium signs and no personal endorsement, Trump permanently gives away his likeness to a cringe factory for max maybe a 2mil cut. Just the poorest most desperate "rich" person imaginable.
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6/ The contract is public on the Polygon blockchain (a sidechain of Ethereum with dramatically lower transaction fees popular for NFTs).
As we can see, roughly 23 thousand (out of a total of 45,000) have been minted so far. An hour ago, it was 22 thousand.
polygonscan.com/address/0x24a1
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