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@nathanwpyle

New York Times Bestseller: NYC Basic Tips and Etiquette / Ohioan / formerly / I follow Jesus

New York City
Joined May 2009

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    Hey! I'm turning 36 and it's time to get my life organized. Thread: my 100 best drawings i have drawn as a drawer. I plan to include these and more in a book very soon. (And some are already on t-shirts)

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    Jan 3

    If you pay me $50 I'll show up to your funeral but stand really far away, holding a black umbrella regardless of the weather, so that people think you died with a dark and interesting secret.

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  5. want to apologize in advance if I click Yes and find out they meant ALL all

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  6. sometimes u sketch something in your notebook and THEN try to improve on it digitally but u realize it’s done already

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    31 Dec 2018

    on the last day of the year, a collection of mini essays from team on the best money we spent in 2018

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  8. 🎵 don’t put the price in ur jingle 🎵 [backup singers] 🎵 𝘪𝘯 𝘶𝘳 𝘫𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘦 🎵

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  9. images 1-3: summary of our weekend image 4: summary of our emotions 📷:

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  10. Lincoln Tunnel is named after Abe whose shoes were so worn from his long hikes that the aglets would fall off the end of his laces and he’d have great difficulty pushing the frayed laces back into the holes - that is exactly what all the cars trying to enter the tunnel look like

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  11. haha this soap was probably put in the stocks for telling fables

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    just saw a woman drop her bag of chips and another woman walking by saw and said “Oh no! Your chips!” and the first woman went “No! My chips!” and then they both went “Oh noooooo” in unison

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  13. ✨WE HAVE A WINNER✨ came the closest to guessing how much change I had accumulated in my jar. Sarah, send me an email at 99storiesicouldtell@gmail.com So I can get your details to send you a signed copy of my book. ✨Well done! ✨

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  14. me: look at my Rubric Cube you: you mean Rubik’s Cube me: [puts a checkmark in the “does not do what I ask” box on my Rubric Cube]

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    So, a shipment of crickets for the lizard arrived via FedEx today. It was my first time ordering bulk crickets off the internet, and I naively assumed that they would be in like, a bag or some other contraption to facilitate easy transfer to another container. They were not.

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  16. good morning here are +100 cats ✨sleeping creatively 😻 💤✨

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    27 Dec 2018
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    27 Dec 2018
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    Dramatic Disney Princess

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