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@NathanToasted

And it's as though he's been sleepwalking for God knows how long and something has violently shaken him awake.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Feb 8

    HANSAN IS A TALL DRINK OF WATER

    5 retweets 11 likes
  2. 2 hours ago

    Tangerine skittles

  3. Jun 7

    bj novak is 37??

  4. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    me: hi berserk fan: read the manga

    4 replies 204 retweets 381 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    ???? is my hamster on crack

    3,886 replies 181,876 retweets 484,079 likes
  6. Retweeted
    May 31

    Where were you on the night that Reese Witherspoon defied the laws of physics?

    20 replies 812 retweets 1,556 likes
  7. Retweeted
    May 31

    Wtf makeup got to do with it?!

    Why y'all getting pregnant with no kinda foundation? Please let me know
    55 replies 12,049 retweets 29,836 likes
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    Jun 2

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  9. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Cracking open a cold one with the boys

    407 replies 61,492 retweets 142,088 likes
  10. Jun 2

    tfw your magicarp clears the jump and snatches the berry from the tree

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    Jun 1

    75 replies 921 retweets 2,364 likes
  12. Jun 1

    THIS! E-MO-TION!!!

  13. Retweeted
    May 31

    lI am SO SICK of dumbass white ppl jokin bout my dog like "is that ur dinner?" You don't see me pointing at ur sis like "is that ur wife?"

    4 replies 23 retweets 129 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 29

    damn… this is deep 🙌🏼

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    491 replies 26,178 retweets 78,887 likes
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    May 29

    Steven Universe S1E1: Steven finds out his favorite ice cream is discontinued S5E1: Steven is put on trail for his mother's war crimes

    58 replies 4,941 retweets 9,107 likes
  16. Retweeted
    May 29

    a for men would be literally impossible

    237 replies 3,184 retweets 11,179 likes
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    May 30

    14 replies 841 retweets 3,287 likes
  18. Retweeted
    May 29

    tl;dr me and Todd got our stuff stolen, if Seattle ppl could boost that would mean a lot

    9 replies 134 retweets 53 likes
  19. Retweeted
    25 Nov 2015

    Finally had shower sex, not sure what all the hype is about, definitely prefer having sex with women

    1 reply 213 retweets 378 likes
  20. Retweeted
    May 28

    yall already know what the fuck goin on

    11 replies 1,349 retweets 3,432 likes
  21. Retweeted
    12 Sep 2014

    Tfw friends won't help. Tfw you walk through the shadow of the valley of no gf

    1 reply 3 retweets 2 likes

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