Nathan Luft

@nathan_luft

Comedian. Co-host of . Yankees / Pats / Bruins / Warriors / Bama / Duke Likes and RTs are a direct reflection of my employer.

Intercourse, PA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2018.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    27. kol 2019.

    Dutifully preparing my "Chappelle is cancelled / Chappelle is the GOAT" takes, depending on whether I'm talking to a coworker or comic

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  2. 6. velj

    Acquitting Trump killed Kirk Douglas There’s blood on your hands

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    5. velj
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  4. 5. velj

    final thought on the Iowa caucus, hopefully forever:

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  5. 5. velj

    look, folks, it's very simple 1. they need to say "no Iowa caucus this year - we fucked it up too bad, sorry, it's called off." 2. everyone responsible commits ritual seppuku on stage

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  6. 4. velj

    can't wait for the HBO movie on the Iowa caucus debacle, starring Paul Giamatti as a guy in Dubuque who's the first one to figure out the app doesn't work

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  7. 4. velj

    amazons frictionless delivery boils down to working people so hard they pee themselves astros data wonkery is exposed as a dude banging on a trashcan the Iowa app implodes its a grift - and it fools its marks into seeing the grift as the inevitable march of human progress

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  8. 4. velj

    When I make my Iowa victory speech in 2024, the people standing behind me will represent every creed and color of this beautiful country. I'll have everyone - Italians, Sicilians, Wops, Greasers, De-

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    4. velj

    If there was any justice in this world Robby Mook would be sentenced to hard labor

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    3. velj

    the most electable person in the United States? People are afraid to say it but I’ll say it no matter how many haters I get i will never stop saying it: the girl reading this

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  11. 3. velj

    I guarantee the Planters Babynut was in Jeffery Epstein’s flight logs, right next to Clinton and Chris Tucker

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    3. velj

    calling my bookie and telling him to do a lightning bet on bernie for $27k a point to beat the rcp polling average.

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    The Niners have a 93.8% chance to win. Mahomes will need magic.

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    2. velj

    Here it is (the actual shirt is the red one) ready for the first TEN people who tag with a picture of their 30 calls on the dialer before tomorrow!

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    So, where can we get one of these jackets?

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    1. velj

    Will be releasing the design today as it gets finalized with my in house designer (wife) but the first TEN PEOPLE to tag with a picture including the date of them with 30 calls on the Bernie Dialer gets a Southpaws Beer League Softball shirt. Start fucking calling!

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  18. 1. velj

    A fun thing to do is ask American women who wear berets “so when did you study abroad in Paris?” because it’s when, not if

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  19. 31. sij

    ready to build my personal brand as the "forgot my kratom at home and starting to go through withdrawals" guy

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    A sneak peak of this year's Super Bowl halftime show

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  21. 30. sij

    been thinking about emailing Noam Chomsky for months, but haven't because if he responded to my question with "you're a dumbass" I would fling myself off a bridge

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