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    Aug 11

    Don’t worry everyone, my mom is on Twitter now, she’s got this!

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  2. 14 hours ago

    Update on corporate lingo: - We don’t “brainstorm” anymore, we “ideate”! - We don’t hold “promotional events,” we hold “brand activations”! - We don’t “get on the same page,” we “level set!” - And we certainly don’t “fiddle our diddles,” we now “corncob our knobs!”

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  3. Sep 1

    An hour into the tour this place revealed that they lied to us about what kayaks were but honestly we’re not even mad

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  4. Aug 28

    Hello , we each have a book out in paperback this week. Neat! Well, you have two, according to this photo. Anyway, we are both authors and, I suppose, best friends now. I'll be in Maine the next few days if you'd like to hang out. 🤡🐶🏨

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  5. Aug 28

    My book “Not Quite a Genius” is out in PAPERBACK today! It weighs several ounces less than the hardcover, just FYI in case excessive weight was holding you back from checking it out up until this point. 📚

    "'s essays are whip-smart and wickedly funny...Though he may not be a genius, Nate Dern has still written a clever, funny collection." recommends !
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  6. Aug 27

    My book “Not Quite a Genius” is out in paperback this week! Thanks for the recommendation!

    "'s essays are whip-smart and wickedly funny...Though he may not be a genius, Nate Dern has still written a clever, funny collection." recommends !
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  7. Aug 24

    “Yeah, it feels so good to be so young And have this fun and be successful I'm so successful, yeah” - Ariana Grande / Nate Dern, Hertz Gold Member

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  8. Aug 24

    But the thing most people don’t get is that Narcissus was really hot so it makes sense he was looking at himself in that lake all the time

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  9. Aug 21

    And for the fourth year in a row, the VMA for best video goes to Apparently Kid!

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  10. Aug 20

    One of my favorite parts about being a part of Comedy Central’s Every Damn Day is earning the respect of my co-workers for my comedic sensibility.

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  11. Aug 20

    Hey, I wrote a review of Simon Rich's very funny story collection "Hits & Misses" for 📚:

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  12. Aug 15

    I actually happen to like it when people @ me, don’t @ me

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  13. Aug 14

    Segment hosted by the also very funny . Everyone involved in this thing that I linked to is very funny, okay?

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  14. Aug 14

    On today's ep of Every Damn Day the very funny and stopped by. Fun fact: Sam and I did a stand-up show together in Times Square ten years ago. Ain't the passage of time a funny thing?

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  15. Aug 10

    The thing that I like about the news is how uplifting it is.

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  16. Aug 5

    I admire hard work and dedication to being the best you can be at something. And when you can do that and also give back to others along the way, I think that’s one of the best things we can do as humans. Thank you to for being an example to look up to. Trump is a bum.

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  17. Aug 2

    If anybody needs a FireWire 400 to FireWire 800 cable, I have ten thousand of them in a drawer in my kitchen. DM me for details.

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  18. Jul 31

    My new favorite photo on the internet is the Wikipedia entry for "cycling shorts":

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  19. Jul 26

    I’ve never ghosted anyone, unless it counts as ghosting when the hostess tells you it’s going to be an hour wait and they take down your number to text you when a table is available, in which case I have ghosted hundreds and hundreds of people.

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  20. Jul 25

    I don’t think I fully understood what mansplaining felt like until I told someone who really liked Slack that I didn’t get why Slack was superior to email and then they explained to me why for forever

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