Nate Armbruster

@natecomedy

Comedian.

Chicago, Illinois
Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2009.
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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    14. lip 2016.

    Someone told me I've gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I've never acted in my life. Until that moment.

    7 replies 84 proslijeđena tweeta 306 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    prije 2 sata

    If you have a date with a flight attendant and you don’t tell your friends that you moved freely about her cabin what’s the point of anything?

    7 proslijeđenih tweetova 22 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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  3. prije 3 sata

    I stopped exercising and started buying clothes a size bigger so it looks like I lost weight.

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    prije 3 sata

    Normally these things don’t shake me up so badly, but I just realized the song “Shake Ya Ass” turns 20 this year, and my vision went blurry and I became overwhelmed by an urge to ask my doctor about Lipitor.

    36 proslijeđenih tweetova 546 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  5. prije 11 sati

    If you’ve ever told me to say hi to someone, I didn’t.

    2 proslijeđena tweeta 10 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    5. velj

    You’ll be tempted to craft a joke that draws the weakest of comparisons between the Coronavirus and the popular beer, and includes some horrid act involving a lime. Don’t do it. Don’t do it. We may or may not be better than this, but it’s just bad comedy.

    1 reply 16 proslijeđenih tweetova 41 korisnik označava da mu se sviđa
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  7. 5. velj

    My biggest fear is getting injured out of network.

    2 proslijeđena tweeta 6 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  8. 5. velj

    Trying to eat vegan but it’s only tempeh-rary.

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  9. 5. velj

    Just because you’re not as attractive as Shakira and J. Lo doesn’t mean they shouldn’t be allowed on TV.

    6 proslijeđenih tweetova 12 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    3. velj

    Can we be real about the for one second y’all?

    8 replies 20 proslijeđenih tweetova 102 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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  11. 4. velj

    The word “caucus” makes me feel the same way “moist” does for some people.

    1 proslijeđeni tweet 2 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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    4. velj

    I just want my lady to look at me the way Biden looks at any female under 30 including his relatives.

    58 replies 200 proslijeđenih tweetova 1.924 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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  13. 4. velj

    Wow, I DNC this happening.

    1 proslijeđeni tweet 4 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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  14. 3. velj

    Why run a marathon when you can have a friend wear your Fitbit while they run a marathon?

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    3. velj

    My favorite part of every Fast & Furious Trailer is when they describe the bad guy they're up against. "Wait, you're telling me he's an ex-Black Ops, Navy Seal, Juilliard Trained, Cordon Bleau Chef with an Associates Degree in VCR repair and washboard abs?" "He's also my cousin."

    6 proslijeđenih tweetova 28 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    3. velj

    Still not drinking Pepsi.

    26 proslijeđenih tweetova 126 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    3. velj

    People straight up gettin' pregnant during this halftime show and whatnot

    60 replies 862 proslijeđena tweeta 6.949 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    3. velj

    Googles got me over here mourning Loretta to the point that I don’t even remember who’s playing in this game

    6 replies 21 proslijeđeni tweet 150 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    3. velj

    This whole thing is just Masked Singer pregame for me.

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    3. velj

    Uh is cute and all but as a hashtag I’m not sure

    14 replies 27 proslijeđenih tweetova 269 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  21. 2. velj

    I’d rather step on a LEGO while barefoot than watch LEGO Masters.

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