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Comedy stuff. Writer | performer | musician . Voice of things & you hear me on .

Los Angeles, CA
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Joined May 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Aug 3

    I imagine Donald Trump jerks-off to videos of himself. So I animated it w/ synths à la [VIDEO] NSFW

    15 retweets 74 likes
  2. 15 hours ago

    This was super fun! Thanks for writing an awesome show &

    We kinda traumatized the amazingly talented screenwriter of "Center Stage" w/ our musical. I couldn't ask for more.
    4 likes
  3. Aug 23

    Proud to tell you all that I will be appearing in a spontaneous production of RENT this morning in my shower.

    8 likes
  4. Aug 23

    If is so important to democracy why don't they start it up again? It's not like they have to spend 300 million on printing presses.

    261 retweets 530 likes
  5. Aug 22

    People should read this thread.

    Yes, there are conflicts of interest between Hillary Clinton's run for office & donations the Foundation receives. It's complex.
    307 retweets 536 likes
  6. Aug 22

    Hi everyone, sorry I'm late to the meeting, I was trying to remember what my job is here

    39 retweets 124 likes
  7. Jul 23

    There is only one person that can fix this election and that person is Sigourney Weaver's character from Dave.

    18 retweets 91 likes
  8. Aug 22

    Tired 👏 of 👏 the 👏 clapping 👏 hands 👏 thing 👏 after 👏 every 👏 word 👏.

    8 likes
  9. Aug 22

    I miss the time before Rudy Giuliani went full-asshole. He was okay at 80%.

    7 likes
  10. Aug 21

    That's why I've been in a bulking phase since 1998.

    Just had an Oreo Mcflurry as a pre-workout. Bulking is so much more fun than cutting.
    6 likes
  11. Aug 21

    I'm afraid to dance. Rehearsal for Center Stage the Musical Tues 8:30pm

    , , and 3 others
    5 retweets 15 likes
  12. Aug 20

    Falling asleep watching The Lobster. Wake me up if he turns into a falcon or something cooler than that.

    9 likes
  13. Aug 20

    I really want to believe Ryan Lochte, but I don't think that's his real hair color.

    2 retweets 20 likes
  14. Aug 19

    This is giving me all the feels

    The Bieber track you've been waiting for -
    1 retweet 7 likes
  15. Aug 18

    I don't think either of them has been a thing for awhile

    Saaay whaaat? and are a thing?! Read more:
    1 retweet 13 likes
  16. Aug 18

    Well, we all know Ryan Lochte wasn't the mastermind.

    13 likes
  17. Aug 17

    When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice out and throw it in their eyes.

    1 retweet 12 likes
  18. Aug 17

    What the world needs now is more jokes about the Whole Foods parking lot.

    12 likes
  19. Aug 17

    Getting lots of Trump love/hate speech over on this fb post. Where are my people at?

    1 retweet 3 likes
  20. Aug 16

    Skeptical of anything that says "award winning" without naming the award. I won't be fooled.

    1 retweet 12 likes
  21. Aug 16

    The word "literally" is now a litmus test for intelligence. But not literally.

    Sean Hannity: CNN "literally kiss Hillary Clinton's ass and Obama's ass every day."
    7 likes

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