my boyfriend leaned over to me during jabba's palace scene in ROTJ and said "i love that little guy" and without even thinking i replied "his name is Salacious B. Crumb." i now know exactly how much damage star wars has done to my brain
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we are literally in the middle of a global pandemic Mountain Dew®, that's what's stopping me
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oh to be a boulder in katamari damacy rolling along a predetermined circular path, neither despawning nor respawning, simply vibing
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Katamari Damacy only has support for closed, circular paths, so how do they handle things like the falling boulders which appear to despawn and respawn? The easy way!
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happy 11th anniversary to this tweet
in this world you’re either agent 47 or a member of organization 13 there is no in between
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me this friday eve getting ready to stay in and play dark souls
glad elden ring continues to support my strongest fromsoft game stance which is: fuck birds
sad to report i am no longer with cher
feeling left out cuz spotify hasn't sent me the data they been collecting on me for 10 years but also i know whatever they tell me i've been listening to will be too embarrassing to post on twitter so it evens out
hey. woman here. biden committing to a woman for his VP literally means absolutely nothing to me. what we need is progressives in office. a promise to nominate a woman is so unbelievably uninspiring to me coming from biden
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me thinks sora in smash won't be the only announcement today.... 
when you and your friend get so high that you both start getting scared
ok i’m too excited to wait~~~
today is my official first day as an associate producer for over at drowning a mermaid!!! so pumped to be working with sam and to make some REALLY COOL STUFF Y’ALL!!! here’s my first bathroom selfie in the new office :3
listen up cuz this is the last thing i’m gonna say:
this twitter page is my personal chat room. i alone am the moderator. and it’s gamers only in this bitch fuck outta here if you not gaming
i just woke up an hour and a half before my alarm and felt compelled to check twitter for some reason and this image was the first thing i saw
pokemon sleep please do not sell my data to insurance companies please i am begging you i just want jigglypuff to softly serenade me to sleep without ka*ser perm*nente knowing i spend all night every night on twitter
if you're buying books to educate yourself, your friends, your family, etc....don't get them from amazon. thread of Black-owned bookstores here 👇
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During #blackouttuesday we'd like to highlight some Black-owned independent bookstores.
Please support them all the time, and especially now.
we’ve just posted our podcast discussing waypoint’s rebranding as vice games. the podcast also includes a personal announcement: this coming friday will be my last day at waypoint.
i have at the same time too many and not enough words.
believe, protect, support, and uplift survivors.
in the name of pure survival, too often we have had to leave the creative, professional, and/or social spaces we deserve to thrive in.
hold abusers fucking accountable.
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b*tsy d*vos dropping a two thousand page overhaul to title ix in support of the accused is truly some evil shit. subjecting survivors of SA to cross-examinations and asking them to provide witnesses, evidence, etc. to a LIVE hearing against the accused is just, i don't have words
one of the first classes i took on narrative in video games had me play 's Her Story. now, a few years later, i work WITH sam. and today, on HS's 5th anniversary, we are announcing our new project (my first video game!!)
wishlist it here :)
my first victory royale..............i am truly the joyous gamer
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why yes, i am still the reigning gamer queen of e3, thank you for asking ,
ok i’ll say it. this is the worst type of guy
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i am unable to put into words how devastated i am that waypoint is over
tried to show my family andor and when i walked out of the room for 2 seconds they switched it to another show…… i am so devastated,,,,,,
i would be a fundamentally different natalie without waypoint. waypoint made me a better person. it gave me the most invaluable mentorship i would ever receive, as well as some of my closest friends, whom i hold in my heart always. i just wouldn't be who i am without waypoint
me, picking up my keyblade: it’s time to end climate change once and for all
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You're already saved many Disney worlds - now help save this one, too!
Happy #EarthDay from the #KingdomHearts team! 
i left my ps4 on the apex title screen and my roommate just walked in and goes “yo who is this? this song slaps” im dead 😂😂😂
cado just went to register for e3 and i look over at his screen and........
the joyous gamer's reign continues
when the fuck did we stop staying at home all of these stay at home order announcements are making me feel insane
had a blast at the mario movie premiere last night!!! it was an honor to work on this film, it has such a special place in my heart 🥲 i cannot wait for the world to see the pure magic the ILLUMINATION team brought to the mushroom kingdom!!!! 🍄❤️
i absolutely peaked here and giant bomb is an extremely good website. i'm sorry kingdom hearts union x died before we could get you in the guild
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CW: sexual assault
"The new regulations narrow the definition of sexual harassment and require colleges to hold live hearings during which alleged victims and accused perpetrators can be cross-examined to challenge their credibility."
this is so fucking cruel.
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Breaking News: The Trump administration’s final rules for campus sexual misconduct claims bolster protections for the accused. Victims’ groups plan to sue. nyti.ms/2xEtPB4
*me, eating the dragon age breadcrumbs, tears in my eyes* FUCK THIS IS DELICIOUS THANK YOU
waypoint forever
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one of the guys that helped me move today noticed my PS4 and asked me what my favorite game was. i said i like mostly RPGs and he goes “man, i love kingdom hearts” and the best way to describe my reaction was somewhere between a scream and a sob
deadass thought a video game was reaching out to me about my depression
me listening to the new ariana grande song trying to find something to relate to
ariana: i got money
me:
ariana: so much money
me:
ariana: “sad bitch”
me: that’s me right there
my mom just told me she’s taking classes online to get her high school diploma, and i asked her how and she said through the los angeles public library!! i’m so proud of my mom and bless public libraries!!!
when do i wake up from this dream?
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Sam Barlow and Natalie Watson accept the Narrative BAFTA for Immortality 
#BAFTAGamesAwards
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my brother just started totk and after a little bit he looks over at me and very genuinely asks “did you have a shirt at this point in the game?”
when i was little i put all these religious stickers on my gameboy bc i thought their holiness would make sure i never lost it and guess what the team pulls through
thank you for including me in 2023’s 30 under 30 list! an honor to be recognized ❤️ forbes.com/profile/natali
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❤️ waypoint forever ❤️
so happy to announce that i am now the producer for !! being a video game producer has always been a *huge* dream of mine, i feel so lucky that i get to realize that dream with this team!
can’t fuckin wait for y’all to see the magic that is 🔥 IMMORTALITY 🔥
it's absolutely incredible to me that the same day we announced me coming back to waypoint we got the sora in smash reveal i don't have the words
i am uncontrollably excited about this arriving today
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so fucking happy y'all i could cry ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is so fucking nuts!!!!!! i'm literally freaking vibrating i cant believe it!!!!!!!!!
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it was his first time watching it and now salacious b. crumb is his favorite character in star wars
Imagine sitting on a concrete floor cross-legged for an hour without moving. Pain arises in the legs in about 30-45 minutes. One’s natural reaction is to change posture to avoid the pain. What if, instead of moving, one observed the pain and decided to remain still through it?
bernie has "gotten things done" his entire career. more specifically, he has enacted material change for millions of americans. and that's what we need. real change. not concessions. #NotMeUs
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Bernie Sanders just responded to Elizabeth Warren's attack on him that he "fails to get things done."
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austin gave rob a legendary hype man moment in amca ep 50 but i'd just like to give AUSTIN a hype man moment and say that this man is PRODUCING this podcast. these andor eps wouldn't be half as good without the incredible editing he's doing and WE ARE SO LUCKY TO HAVE AN AUSTIN
suffering greatly from the knowledge that there will be no andor tomorrow…. please think on the andor watchers in your lives ….. hold them close…… we are in such pain ….
Peanut.......she has the power..............to finally destroy video games...................once and for all....
pls like & retweet if u believe in Peanut’s power
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i have three mottos i live my life by:
1. Don’t Think Twice
2. Simple And Clean
3. Face My Fears - English Version
i keep trying to write a thread about what im feeling and then deleting it and i really just cannot cope right now
imagine having a child. ok, now picture this: another child. that’s what it’s like to have two kids
aoc is going to mixer
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Big announcement coming tomorrow 
damn i just realized it’s been a little over a year since i quit smoking cigarettes! after smoking for 7 years i didn’t think id ever quit but i did!!!! and im proud!!!!! yay me !!!!!!
i would call my debut a success because somehow i managed to plug the lore reasons kingdom hearts union cross guild. thanks to the gb crew for having me on ☺️
today is a good day
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tomorrow’s gonna be a good day
tried to do the serious thing but couldn't help myself
i said what i said
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im losing my mind. there is no way you're going to be able to predict what this ad is trying to sell you
finally, now more than ever, women can buy our product
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i don’t know what to do with myself or this pan so im just gonna take a bunch of photos with it i guess
hi everyone! here’s a life update for you: i’m looking for work. please feel free to dm me if you know of something that may be a good fit, and retweets are welcome.
i‘m passionate about games, and would love to be working in or around that industry again!
thank you all :)
i'll allow it but let's keep it to a like. don't go running your mouth like your little friend did
remember when ninja flossed on new years on live television and no one flossed with him...... it was a sign
dying at what i found while spring cleaning today 😂 relic of a past nat
new thing i’m doing whenever i see a trash take on this hell website is saying out loud to myself “vibes: unaffected” and moving the fuck on
continuously disappointed with got's choices around sansa. being a survivor of r*pe/sexual assault does not make you "more of a woman." her character arc has had so much potential and is just time and time again half-assed and honestly just constantly disrespected