Natalie Felice Eilbert | All Black Lives Matter

@natalie_eilbert

(she/her/hers) Author of Indictus (Noemi Press; 2018) & Swan Feast (Bloof Books; 2015); environmental science journalist-in-training 20-21

Kiikaapoi/Ho-Chunk territories
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Joined April 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    10 Dec 2019

    My hands are shaking trying to type this. Knowing this piece was coming out today...it's been triggering to say the least. But I am so proud of myself for putting so much work into this piece. I flinched and gave up many times. Thank you .

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  2. 5 hours ago

    Cooking latkes and matzo ball soup and macaroons and kugel and charoset and challah for my Jewish and non-Jewish friends is my favorite thing. And man, am I good at it.

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  3. 5 hours ago

    This might feel like a "cute" take between buddies but this is vile. I was just thinking about the ways, growing up, I was told (by non-Jews) that Jewish food was gross and it turned something delicious into a point of shame. And it's latkes, ya dumb-dumb, and you don't get any.

    Absolutely ridiculous. Jewish food is just awful. Bagels, pastrami, those potato pancake things, and a bunch of crap. Mexicans and as much as it pains me to say it....Italians make the best food.
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  4. 13 hours ago

    Pssst: In light of this publication news, remember to rate and review small press books on GoodReads, Amazon, etc. It helps.

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  5. Retweeted
    Nov 24

    This by .

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  6. 14 hours ago

    When this pandemic is over, I am going to have all my friends over to take turns sensually shampooing my hair

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    15 hours ago

    Remember when Michael Moore put out that dumb ass Planet of the Humans movie? Yeah, that was this year too.

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  8. 15 hours ago

    Never wanted to live long enough that I live in a world that thinks Friends was a good show

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  9. 16 hours ago

    Is this Jordan Peterson's fault? Let's say it is.

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  10. 17 hours ago

    So what will it be called? Penguin RandomHouse, SS? Like a vessel? Maybe they can turn the two S's into those sick 3D S's. Or maybe it's just many, many Penguinss in a Random House?

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  11. Nov 24

    me: I know I should be learning how to love myself— therapist: No, you need to learn how to tolerate yourself. You can't motivation-meme your way out of this.

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  12. Nov 24

    I don't know. Leos don't have time. Maybe that's just me though! I get over my shit by performing rage in the mirror while doing my brows.

    I don't believe in anything except trees and zmei but I do think this speaks to my Aries self discussing dishes with my Scorpio partner.
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  13. Nov 24

    My name is Natalie Eilbert and I love everything about my kittens

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  14. Nov 24

    Any time someone says "1% mortality rate" I block them. It is a spit in the face to my loved ones who have either died or will suffer heart problems, vertigo and respiratory issues likely for the rest of their lives. And how little regard they have for healthcare workers.

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  15. Nov 23

    oh god this hits at every angle

    "Sorry, just seeing this!" - Emily
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  16. Nov 23

    Just a reminder! Also, it's Paul Celan's birthday today! Also, please don't speak to me unless you've read this brilliant essay!

    Everyone's talking about a take that probably took half an hour to make on Instagram, yet when my brilliant friend works on a craft essay for a year, where are you? Anyway, stop this silliness right now and read Chase's beautiful essay on Celan.
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  17. Retweeted
    Nov 22

    Your child doesn’t deserve a better education than someone else’s child.

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  18. Nov 23

    Late capitalism is a literal nightmare

    Image a monopoly man running with a bag of money on salmon background with the UCLA logo and text saying paychecks not gift cards
    Due to yet another payroll blunder, workers were deducted too much in taxes from their paycheck. Rather than repay the amount owed in cash, has issued workers Amazon gift cards as reimbursement.
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  19. Nov 23

    Once I get over the minute-to-minute hatred I feel about everything I've ever done, am doing, and will ever do, it's over for y'all

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  20. Nov 22

    Everyone's talking about a take that probably took half an hour to make on Instagram, yet when my brilliant friend works on a craft essay for a year, where are you? Anyway, stop this silliness right now and read Chase's beautiful essay on Celan.

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  21. Nov 22

    Misread a promo email as "Where to die on Thanksgiving" and maybe no I didn't misread a thing

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