The more I specifically aim to piss off a demographic that can't help quote rting & responding, the faster my follower count grows. Twitter incentivizes stirring up shit. It's been empirically proven. Bait is polemics, then I reel 'em up to make them learn about Literature.
Can you imagine a more cringe-worthy reply that this bragging about reading abridged editions of Shakespeare and Homer in elementary school when you have literally no understanding of either now that you're an adult?
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They weren't abridged lol. & what do I not understand about them lol
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"they weren't abridged lol" This is your reply, bourgeois gentilhomme.
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It's true. I had a really good 5th grade teacher (rip)
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