nash™

@nash_official

writer, comedian, aspirationalist. when will my twitter verification return from war . insta

in exile
Vrijeme pridruživanja: listopad 2010.
Rođen/a 27. srpnja

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    20. sij

    im an idiot but secretly a genius, but even more secretly than that, im an idiot

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  2. prije 2 sata

    the only thing i know about australia i learnt from h20 but it's really cool how the entire country has mermaid powers

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  3. prije 2 sata

    australia has the 13th largest military in the world, coming closely behind the emus, with whom they lost a war in 1932

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    if they can’t give you the address of at least one dentist in australia, they aren’t the one for you

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    30. ožu 2019.

    [Oregon Trail 1852] Doctor: Any final words? Man dying of dysentery: *coughing* I just hope that this gruesome experience isn’t made into a game for children to play.

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  6. prije 4 sata

    alright nerds just admit the eagles could have gotten them like at least halfway without being seen and also they stood just as much to lose as everyone else by sauron's destruction oh god i am one of you now

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    prije 4 sata

    Sending you all good vibes cause I am not religious so no prayers, and do not have a brain so thoughts are out also.

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    prije 5 sati

    get a tattoo. climate change will kill you long before you have a chance to regret it.

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  9. prije 7 sati

    hanson knows when to let the beat mmm bop

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    prije 11 sati

    Crocodile Dundee: you call that a knife? me: yes Dundee: what do you call this? me: a fork

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  11. prije 11 sati

    bunch of fucken bird stans on this website today

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  12. prije 12 sati

    me: so the eagles could have solved the ring problem in minutes but just didn't want to him: uh me: and then swooped in at the last minute to rescue frodo and sam and we are supposed to treat them like the heroes him: ma'am please this is a bird sanctuary put the gun down

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    commercial: foster’s australian for- all of australia: NO

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    2. velj

    we out here but we don't want to be it's terrible there are so many people please can we go home

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    I am a: ⚪️ Man ⚪️ Woman 🔘 Dingo Looking for a: ⚪️ Man ⚪️ Woman 🔘 Baby

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    Friend: Do you wanna come with me to Australia? Me: Ah sorry, I cant take off work Friend: I’m just nervous because they say everything there is trying to kill you Me: *suddenly holding a packed suitcase* We should get to the airport early

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    Shakira I would pay your tax bill if i could please dm

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    3. velj

    Tree limbs shatter and tumble around me under the weight of intensifying snowfall. The howling of starving wolves less and less distant now. Days since I had a meal of my own. Yet I force myself to go on, pace quickening, through the darkness. Liquor store closes in ten minutes

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    2. velj

    Crocodile Dundee: you call that a knife? me: yes what do you call it? Dundee: this is a sharpy stabaroo

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  20. 2. velj

    we out here but we don't want to be it's terrible there are so many people please can we go home

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    2. velj

    Mom always told me to never have food in bed, but here I am: lying here, a total snack.

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