naria

@nariaalexandria

I sound my barbaric yawp over the roofops of the world. -Walt Whitman. God bless, que viva. Living my life in the District.

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Joined March 2009
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  1. 2 hours ago

    Jersey shore makes me wish I had cable where can I stream this real talk

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    Apr 3

    good morning upper east siders. looks like b is back and blonder than ever, but do blondes really have more fun? xoxo, gossip girl

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    Apr 4

    I think about whether would find things funny too much for someone who doesn’t know her.

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    Apr 4

    HALP!

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    Apr 4

    It’s crazy to me that some people used to sneak outta the house when they were younger and are still alive.

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  6. Apr 4

    I think my thumbs are starting to twitch because I spend too much time scrolling on my phone...

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    Mar 26

    Parking in DC and NY will have you getting out the car like

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  8. Apr 3

    Today I just called an old friend and chatted for an hour and a half and it was lovely - people call your friends

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    Apr 2

    Adult friendships are hard. Everyone is busy and life happens. I’ve learned you gotta text people when you’re thinking of them. A simple “thinking of you, hope all is well” really goes a long way.

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  10. Apr 2

    I've been waiting for this since I started TVD how dare you make me wait so long

    We finally know how Klaus and Caroline will reunite on The Originals
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  11. Apr 2

    Just had the crazy revelation that the girls from grownish are same girls that did that viral "down in the dm" video on YouTube and my whole world is shook

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    Apr 2

    Someone said that this is how men apologize, and I’ve been laughing ever since.

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    I’m in bed sick. said something rude to me, came back to apologize...and then things took a turn.
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  13. Mar 31

    *mom on her way to the bar at family party* Me: mom can you grab me a beer? Mom: YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE GETTING ME A BEER .....

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  14. Mar 31

    My granddad thinks 30% battery left means he has 30 hours of battery left... *sigh*

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  15. Retweeted
    Mar 29

    Did a little self diagnosing over on Web MD and it turns out I've been dead since 2006

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    Mar 29

    MY FAVOURITE PARODY YET.

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  17. Mar 29

    These videos always make me so happy :')

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    Hi, I’m Codey Babineaux and I JUST GOT INTO PRINCETON 😭😭. It doesn’t even feel real . From rags to riches.
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    Mar 29

    Y’all and these spongebob memes. I’m not surprised. Spongebob IS the culture.

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  19. Mar 29

    This is amazing

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    Howard students found out employees stole over $1M in financial aid so they took over their Administration building and started singing ‘Bitch Better Have My Money.”
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  20. Mar 28

    I tried to explain to my roommate the Patty LaBelle sweet potatoe pie joke on and she told me she didn't know who Patty LaBelle was and I started laughing and was like you know what nevermind

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