This is too easy 
the jokes write themselves
NEW: White House turkeys have arrived in DC — and looks like each gets its own bed. From the White House Instagram story:pic.twitter.com/j6UuaeNxAN
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Don’t they know the turkeys are supposed to be put in the press secretary’s office? cc:
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Some people would say the White House is full of turkeys.
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It’s always about race with y’all isn’t it
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Are they staying in the Trump Hotel??
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No, they're not (according to some tweet I saw earlier.) Trump may be stupid, but he's sticking somebody else's hotel with the turkeys, not his own.
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These turkeys will be dead within tree months, they’re not bred to live long
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