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    2. velj

    The app is called “You’re Cancelled.” When you’ve made plans that you wish you could cancel, you go into the app and press a little button. If the other person presses theirs too, congratulations! Confetti exploded and your plans are cancelled.

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    I made a meme about the use of formal methods in the industry.

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    27. sij

    I had to get a background check for my job, and it turns out the report is a 300+ page pdf of every single tweet I’ve ever liked with the work “fuck” in it. Enjoy your dystopian bs! *waves*

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    1. velj

    programmers farmers 🤝 product ruined by bugs

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    29. sij

    My cat is so emotionally healthy. When he's frustrated with me he goes to his scratching pad, feels his feels, then comes back to me with a specific request. Role model tbh

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    28. sij

    “Tell me again, what instrument do you play?”

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    The confusing parts of Lord of the Rings start to make a lot more sense when you realize it's actually just a transcribed campaign. THREAD:

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    6. lip 2019.

    this morning in "computer nightmares" i found the ultimate nightmare inside of Nixpkgs: purposefully crafting SHA-1 collisions to support Google Chrome's update mechanism, due to its non-deterministic download URLs. what the fuck

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    28. sij

    Every now and then I think about how people related to me are submitting DNA to databases that will be used to profile and discriminate against me all so they can see if they’re related to Sir Francis Drake or some other piece of shit coloniser and I just get so angry.

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  10. 27. sij
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    26. sij

    Not wearing glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough

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    24. sij

    year of the rat 💛 happy cny 🐀🌼

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    23. sij

    The Game Theory of Putting Rats On Trial, A Thread

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    22. sij

    lrt: if you asked me 'do americans spread radioactive waste water on roads for no reason' an hour ago, i'd be like, wtf probably not we do

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  16. 21. sij

    forgot not everyone's social circle is 50% adhd. asked if there was a calendar I could subscribe to and got roundly mocked for not being able to remember an event that happens at the same time every week. 😥

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    5. lis 2019.

    my $5000 oscilloscope can't connect to the network because a wifi-enabled lightbulb stole its fixed IP address. the future is fucking stupid

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    19. sij

    Babies born today will turn 18 on January 19, 2038, the first date when time becomes unrepresentable using a standard 32-bit unsigned Unix timestamp. It's not far off.

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  19. 19. sij

    in conclusion, I am not the least bit surprised that the court ruled he was such a colossal annoyance that he had to die.

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  20. 19. sij

    as you may imagine, this is a very productive use of your time and earns you approximately zero drachma. so what was xanthippe's oh-so-unreasonable demand that she kept hounding him about? SOCRATES YOUR SONS ARE STARVING, FEED THEM! man what a nag, huh

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