Jeff GoodSmith

@naivepegasus

I say things. I write for a few places. This is me playing a piano. Neat.

Chicago
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Joined November 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    16 Feb 2016

    Sometimes I like to wait till I know my college roommate is asleep and then send him threatening dead fish texts

    6 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    are you fucking kidding me

    896 replies 43,643 retweets 127,797 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    For me, this is the most shocking part of Comey's testimony:

    116 replies 2,045 retweets 5,601 likes
  4. Jun 7

    It's pretty crazy to think about the fact that the tweet happened on this day exactly three years ago

    1 retweet 2 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    Verified accounts in the replies whenever Trump tweets

    362 replies 27,891 retweets 65,440 likes
  6. Jun 3

    I'm not saying this cabin is haunted, just that it had its own personal cemetery on the property

  7. May 26

    Me being nominated to be graduation speaker: whatev Me becoming a finalist: eh won't get it Me Skyping in my final "audition": OH SO NERVOUS

    2 likes
  8. May 26

    I've found it. The ultimate dad text

    1 like
  9. May 25

    The internet... Thank you for this

  10. May 24

    ♫♫♫Interpol's Turn on the Bright Lights turned 15 this year, and one day all we see and create will turn to star dust♫♫♫

  11. Retweeted
    May 23

    you millenials and your avocados and your $150 cocktails and your clubbing on sunday night

    827 replies 10,259 retweets 25,080 likes
  12. Retweeted
    May 19

    this is so great, i love my school

    149 replies 45,787 retweets 84,399 likes
  13. May 17

    Data $150 Rent $800 Avocado Toast $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

  14. May 16

  15. Retweeted
    May 14

    Happy mother's day to my mother who still answers my texts for some reason

    27 replies 210 retweets 1,889 likes
  16. May 13

    Why is there a table full of brains in this shuttered store front?

  17. May 12

    I'll always remember the wise final words of the great philosopher, Socrates. "Wait, hem-WHAT?"

  18. May 12

    Is there a way to tell all the people who respond to 's Twitter to STOP posting fucking tweet storms in response? FFS

  19. May 11

  20. May 11

    Trump took a non-unsubstantial amount of time out of his day to dig up a 5 month old tweet to shoot shade at Rosie O'Donnell. Presidential.

    We finally agree on something Rosie.
  21. May 10

    NEVER FORGET THAT LIL SWEET FROM THE DR. PEPPER COMMERCIALS IS PLAYED BY JUSTIN GUARINI FROM SEASON ONE OF AMERICAN IDOL

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