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Sarah Beattie

@nachosarah

writer. snl contributor. I hate your ex boyfriend. Sorry I meant mine. I'm white

Joined September 2009
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    Sarah Beattie ‏@nachosarah May 3

    hooray ted cruz pulled out like we wish his dad did

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    1. sherry borgstrom ‏@sherry4201 May 3

      @nachosarah @VlanTrunk Ha ha ha!!!

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    2. kenny kratz ‏@HumanPog May 3

      @nachosarahpic.twitter.com/y5yj4tmF1L

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      1. ThinkTwiceSpeakOnce ‏@Think2SpeakOnce May 3

        @nachosarah @OwenKYoung Thank you Ted Cruz for dropping out. You reminded me tonight is the night I have to drag the garbage to the curb.

        1 retweet 1 like
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    3. Jim Mclennan ‏@hashkniferibs1 May 3

      @nachosarah hes not a true texan, we dont pull out!!

      0 retweets 1 like
    4. Rdrunner ‏@Rdrunner May 3

      @nachosarah pulling out doesn't work that's how I got my first kid.

      0 retweets 1 like
    5. Flash Gordon ‏@flashgordon327 May 5

      @nachosarah Funniest line I read all week

      0 retweets 0 likes
    6. lil angel ‏@lildevil269 May 3 Perth, Western Australia

      @nachosarah lol lol lolling off my chair

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    7. Doubting Thomas ‏@OutrageDenied May 3

      @nachosarah Hell, I don't even like Trump. But come on.

      0 retweets 0 likes
    8. Doubting Thomas ‏@OutrageDenied May 3

      @nachosarah Hey guys I don't like anything democrats or progressives stand for, but I never stoop this low.

      0 retweets 0 likes
    9. Friend Dewey ‏@FriendDewey May 3

      @nachosarah @warrior_western ooooohhhh. Sarah comin in with a groaner. No pun intended. Or was there?

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    10. Aeneas Guiao Jackson ‏@aeneasjackson May 3

      @nachosarah The flintstones used to be what, a show about dinosaurs? #VoteGuiao End Nonsense.

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    11. Jeff Showalter ‏@JeffShowalter May 3

      @nachosarah stay classy. #liberals.

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    12. Carol Domansky ‏@doolittlelady May 3

      @nachosarah oh shit! You win!

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    13. Jack ‏@jjjonezen May 3

      @nachosarah lolz!!! Hahahahaha

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