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I saw a chameleon today so I guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon
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when I see a girl tie a cherry stem with her tongue I put a whole fish in my mouth and pull out the skeleton then I leave with her boyfriend
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maybe trump has so many kids because he yelled fake news whenever a girl told him she was pregnant
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I was asked if it's hard to be a female in comedy and I said it's a piece of cake if the cake thinks you're talentless but wants to fuck you
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waking up to trump news is like waking up to a homeless guy jerking off in the corner of your room and slowly realizing youre married to him
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are we still doing urine puns nevermind I don't want to know ignorance is piss
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"here's my asshole" -cats
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when people get divorced do they send out letters saying sorry the wedding we made you go to was fucking bullshit
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attention ladies a guy commented on my instagram that he wants to fuck my big sloppy titties so back off he's mine
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is there a vaccine that prevents being able to hear jenny mccarthy
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Sarah Beattie followed Grace Phipps, Jon Wilde, (((Joel Stein))) and 6 others
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hey random people insulting me over an abortion tweet how can you be pro-life when you hate yours so much
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maybe these rich old white dudes hate abortion because they've had to pay for so many
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guys to get rid of trump just show him an episode of ducktales and be like hey diving into a mountain of gold coins looks fun and safe
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a girl told me I looked really pretty like a kardashian so I told her she seemed really smart like a trump supporter
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if you want to be terrified ask yourself would charles manson make a better president than trump and realize you have to think about it
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I'm irish so when someone says something is small potatoes I'm like where give them to me then I step into the sun and die
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think how great the world would be if when trump was a child and threw a tantrum over losing at tag the other kids beat the shit out of him
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chill the fuck out white people not everybody knows how to ski
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you sound like a malfunctioning robot whose settings keep jumping from kill/destroy to protect the humanshttps://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/815185071317676033 …
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bite off the ends of a twizzler and put it in your soda for a fun way to distract yourself from the huge pile of shit that's your life
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Sarah Beattie