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Mythic Quest
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The official home of Mythic Quest. The totally real video game.
apple.co/MythicQuestJoined October 2019
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We told our employees, "If you don't have anything inoffensive to say, don't say anything at all."
It's very quiet.
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We don't even remember what D.U.D.I. stands for but you're really good at it, Carol.
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While we don't cover mental health care at MQ, we do offer a subscription to an app where you can text a bot.
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Sure, GrimPop pays better. And is led by the legendary Ian Grimm. But MQ has a reasonably temperate office climate.
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Watch the first two seasons of Mythic Quest free for a limited time, now until January 3 on @appletvplus
Get caught up before the Season 3 finale on January 6.
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No one could ever replace you, Anthony.
Except another equally qualified IT person.
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It turns out giving away Christmas Bonuses over Instagram isn’t the best idea.
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The holidays used to bring so much joy to the MQ office. Until David took over.
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Rejoicing isn't mandatory. But it's strongly encouraged to demonstrate dedication to the company.
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ATTENTION WORKERS: Please watch this important message from your undisputed boss David.
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Conflict resolution is a wonderful tool. Here, David demonstrates how to do it ineffectively.
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We felt the power of Dana's stink face all the way over in the Mythic Quest office.
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This week's award goes to Dana, for successfully outshining Poppy over at GrimPop. Thanks for crushing our competition from the inside.
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Happy to hear that our competitors aren't getting along. We've been waiting for GrimPop's demise.
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Jo is MVP this week because of merit. Not because she threatened us and we're afraid.
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A good manager knows how to give feedback. Even about their co-worker's phlegm.
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This valued employee’s name is actually Phil. Your name may be forgettable, but your willingness to do unpaid overtime isn't.
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We hope this award makes Tom feel compensated for all his unpaid overtime.
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We encourage team bonding, and stemless glasses because these three are sloppy after one sip.
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We treat all employee complaints with respect. Even the especially whiny ones.
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David is the most valuable because he literally makes the most money here... yet for some reason still lives in Cerritos.
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The inaugural MQ book club is reading C.W.'s book. So far we don't have any members.
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At Mythic Quest, employees don't have to scream in their cars. We have private meeting rooms they can book.
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We can't speak for GrimPop, but Mythic Quest's health insurance does not cover any horse-based injectables.
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While "muffin" isn't technically inappropriate, we would prefer everyone to use the term cupcake.
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The cast and crew of #MythicQuest at the Season 3 premiere in Hollywood: , , , , , , , Jessie Ennis, Imani Hakim, and .
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Our new leader, David, has erased sexism in the workplace by meeting the female employee quota. Now we just have to make the women likable.
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💻 BREAKING 💻 MQ’s former Creative Director and Founder Ian Grimm will be throwing the first pitch at the #PhilliesvsAstros game tonight. Considering how many laptops and chairs he’s thrown around the office, he should do pretty well.
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MQ is not responsible for anything David Brittlesbee says at the Q&A. Unless it’s something smart.
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Our former MQ employees could maybe use a shower. And definitely an HR department.
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This would be an HR violation but Rachel and Dana don't work here anymore. Therefore, we don't care.
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We try to create a workplace where people feel comfortable being themselves. It’s been a huge mistake.
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It appears someone skipped mandatory sensitivity training. And by someone we mean everyone.
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Jo’s suggestion for crossing Ian and Poppy out as MQ employees was much more violent. Looking forward to seeing our very uninjured colleagues at our #SDCC panel on Saturday. -DB
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