Andrew Boardman

@myShoggoth

Yarrrrr.... I don't know what I be doin'.

Berkeley, CA
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Joined May 2011
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    18 Jun 2016

    Science, Lean Startup, and Disruption Theory all start from the premise that humans are flawed and we need systems to cope with that.

    2 retweets 3 likes
  2. Retweeted
    35 minutes ago
    Replying to

    Hats off to the RIS, they do clever work. So clever that it will probably end with Russia's economy collapsing and Putin's end, but still.

    27 replies 98 retweets 529 likes
  3. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    Some dude just called me a pussy for putting on sunscreen. Imagine thinking you're tougher than the sun? The fucking sun?

    221 replies 13,381 retweets 39,750 likes
  4. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    Unobtanium mixed with small quantities of Handwavium can be synthesized to produce Coolthingium.

    3 replies 11 retweets 43 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    I can understand and respect being skeptical of Comey's word. I can't understand or respect being unskeptical of Trump's.

    13 replies 151 retweets 516 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 9
    Replying to

    The 👏dipshit👏tweets👏his👏own👏evidence👏for👏his👏own👏prosecution.

    103 replies 930 retweets 3,746 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    I know. That's how I read it at first.

    1,394 replies 47,200 retweets 124,155 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    LOL

    9 replies 220 retweets 616 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    Robert Mueller is hiring prosecutors with experience going after the Mafia, Enron and Watergate

    195 replies 2,587 retweets 4,872 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    Searching my memory, I believe people -- including presidents -- reap what they sow.

    Searching my memory, cannot recall any president ever before organizing an attack like this on a congressional witness
    397 replies 6,894 retweets 15,571 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    Self-respect - The secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious.

    12 retweets 25 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    If you like it then you otter put a ring on it.

    3 replies 132 retweets 361 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    Reminder that the federal government massively subsidizes homeownership while city govts carry the cost of homelessness mostly on their own.

    The cost of homelessness would spike under Trump’s 2018 HUD budget, via
    3 replies 56 retweets 78 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    Breaking: FISA grand jury issues sealed RICO pen register UFAP warrant indictment against Trump for treason against First Amendment.

    76 replies 71 retweets 360 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    Siri how can I stop from dying of glee

    JUST IN: Attorney General Jeff Sessions suggested he could resign amid rising tension with President Trump
    25 replies 125 retweets 509 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    Genius. Whoever did this 👏

    288 replies 14,338 retweets 43,217 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    To my friends overseas: Remember that the same media that lies to us about you also lies to you about us. We do not all support imperialism.

    2 replies 11 retweets 43 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    "Wow, I guess French bread *does* kill vampires", Tom said painstakingly.

    15 retweets 37 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Scientists: We built a machine that can measure the warping of space to 1/1000th the width of a proton Politicians: Let's go with our guts

    127 replies 8,430 retweets 17,475 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Congressman: god will take care of climate change. God: bitch I sent you scientists.

    1,076 replies 83,220 retweets 186,690 likes
  21. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    Animaniacs lied to me. There is, in fact, MORE than just one WB security guard and they're pretty smart and chased me down pretty quickly.

    3 replies 35 retweets 191 likes

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