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Myq (Parenthetical) Kaplan
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comedian! newest album: http://blondemedicine.com/aka  weekly pod: http://broccoliandicecream.libsyn.com  newsletter of fun units: http://myqkaplan.substack.com 

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    Myq (Parenthetical) Kaplan‏Verified account @myqkaplan 17 Feb 2017

    my newest standup album exists! it's about not wanting children & it's called "No Kidding." enjoy it! thank you! https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/no-kidding/id1188140085 …

    3:09 am - 17 Feb 2017
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      1. steel tipped dove‏ @steeltippeddove 17 Feb 2017
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        hey Myq stoked to listen to this. Thanks

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      1. Arthur Tronzarelli‏ @JakeWolfsuck 17 Feb 2017
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        looking forward to this, expecting the explanation to be extreme extrapolation of ingesting animal products

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      1. m a y q u e e n‏ @mayqueeeen 17 Feb 2017
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        you had me at 'not wanting children'

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      1. tyler again‏ @2fast2tyler 17 Feb 2017
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        im going to buy the shit out of this

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      1. Derek Phelps‏ @thederekphelps 17 Feb 2017
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        nice @raminnazer artwork!

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      1. Scott Bateman‏ @ScottBatemanMan 17 Feb 2017
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        I'll get your album if you watch a few 60-second episodes of Robots Won't We.https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwqUpbY3Ras71zS7AOUMbUw …

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      1. Joe Zimmerman‏Verified account @joezimmerman 17 Feb 2017
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        but Myq so many people want your babies

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      1. James Etchison‏ @jamesetchison 17 Feb 2017
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        I'm a monogamous husband, father and Christian on keto. It never matters. This was a(nother) home run to me. You're brilliant.

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      2. Keith Lowell Jensen Ⓥ‏ @keithlowell 17 Feb 2017
        Replying to @myqkaplan @iTunes

        I love the cover. I fully expect I'll love the album.

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      3. Andrea Jones-Rooy‏ @jonesrooy 21 Feb 2017
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        as do I!

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