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  1. Everything I needed to know about being a friend I learned from the Golden Girls

  2. Remember System of a Down

  3. Seems like a good day to walk a lake and listen to the It Follows soundtrack

  4. Retweeted

    Britney Spears’ 9th Studio Album Coming May . The only early clue ahead of Monday's story is " Oooooh"

  5. It's a good thing I'm wearing all white bc LA Nik is here and now can't eat my soul

  6. Forcing myself to rally and go to Envision for tonight so I set my hair and look how good it turned out

  7. I'm sick and watching s1 of RHOBH and poor Camille's marriage is falling apart right before my eyes. Damn u Frasier Crane

  8. I just texted this image to my brother and he relied "hi it's me Stan" without any prompting at all

  9. If I'm going to be sick in bed it might as well be on Friday Bride Day

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    I made a list of nonfiction work by women writers published in every year since 1960.

  11. Who wrote this? Probably me. I did.

  12. A thing that sucks about being sick is coffee tastes like garbage

  13. Retweeted

    want to be one of these powerful cat sisters and have important snowmeetings where we decide who 2 stare at each day

  14. There are EDM remixes for Walkin in Memphis and I am on the floor laughing

  15. Gigi outfit vibes

  16. kara nesvig followed , , and 5 others
    • @sassyblackdiva

      one time ryan gosling touched my lower back...anyway...anyone wanna go half on a syringe of juvaderm with me?

    • @section_sign

      BBC & NZ Herald acknowledged. Technologist; Your source for imp murals. 'This is quality content' - ¢‽♪Δ∴

  17. I took the day off and of course I woke up with a cold. Where can I go to blast it out of me with a ginger drink?

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