Megan Winterhalter

@mwinterhalter

I like all things buffalo chicken.

Minneapolis, MN
Joined February 2009

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  1. 21 Dec 2016

    Ordered a Diet Coke and a margherita pizza. Nothing like reverting back to my 15 year old self.

  2. Retweeted
    9 Nov 2016

    Well I guess I'm gonna have to be like 10x more gayer.

  3. 10 Nov 2016

    Dear Diary, my wine pours have gotten very aggressive since Tuesday. Not sure if I can last four years of this. I will try. Love, Megan

  4. 8 Nov 2016

    Hey 2016, thanks for making my post-election-watch Uber driver a Trump supporter. Cherry on top.

  5. 8 Nov 2016

    This is an example of a woman's resume proving she is qualified and a man being selected based purely on his "potential."

  6. 8 Nov 2016

    Telling all men on the way to work today that I like their pantsuit.

  7. 5 Nov 2016

    Pregaming Christmas season with Harry Potter music because it's pretty much the same thing just without the judgement.

  8. 4 Nov 2016

    Listening to speak, 💪🏼. "You don't need to be a good girl and take on everything. Go for broke on one thing."

  9. 3 Nov 2016

    "Be yourself but you know, not so emotional or aggressive or loud or quiet or enthusiastic or angry-looking."

  10. 3 Nov 2016

    The polite smile you give to other women on phones who are trying to stay present but also handle shit at the office.

  11. 3 Nov 2016

    Day one observation: everyone in advertising wears black.

  12. 12 May 2016

    One does not know true agony until you watch your uber driver go in the opposite direction of where you are on the map.

  13. Retweeted
    1 May 2016

    But like this season is going hard and not wasting any time whatsoever

  14. Retweeted
    18 Apr 2016

    you ever respond to a text with a joke and they don't respond and you're just like welp I guess that's the one that finally did it

  15. 24 Mar 2016

    Not cool, North Carolina.

  16. Retweeted
    28 Feb 2016

    He may not have won the Oscar, but won our hearts with that wink.

  17. 27 Feb 2016

    Only in Minnesota do they switch a top 10 college basketball matchup in the LAST SECONDS to a NHL game in the FIRST PERIOD.

  18. 17 Feb 2016

    Update: I still hate dook.

  19. 14 Feb 2016

    Thought I'd tell the Chinese food delivery guy "Happy Valentine's Day" since he's the one holding the key to my heart tonight.

  20. Retweeted
    7 Feb 2016

    The Seal commercial was all about having unprotected sex tonight and honestly I loved it okay

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