Low key explaining the internet to my senators’ voicemails. They probably love me. 
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Replying to @mwichary
Yeah, calling during a holiday probably wasn’t the best idea, but I was fired up.
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Replying to @rachelmyers
Please tell me you said “series of tubes” at some point.
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Replying to @mwichary
Ha! I really thought I would, but it’s probably for the best that I left it out both times.
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Replying to @rachelmyers
One of my favourite quotes, although as with any great quotes, mega apocryphal:pic.twitter.com/8F6IroTKAo
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Replying to @mwichary
Ha. That’s great. I should get creative with my explanations.
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“Imagine your dream fundraiser. Everyone’s attention is focused on. You just received a seven-digit donation; not the first one today. And now some sort of a bratty kid comes in on a skateboard and spray paints all over your new Picasso. The kid’s name is Comcast.”
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