Low key explaining the internet to my senators’ voicemails. They probably love me. 
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Seriously, though, thanks for doing this!!!
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Ha! I really thought I would, but it’s probably for the best that I left it out both times.

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One of my favourite quotes, although as with any great quotes, mega apocryphal:pic.twitter.com/8F6IroTKAo
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