(As I’m more than slightly bored watching this Apple keynote…)
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“Eric accidentally inventing the world’s saddest thought.”pic.twitter.com/PO2OF40ygu
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“Robert is from Europe. This power move is intended to hurt him in more ways than one.”pic.twitter.com/WAq6lDJe9O
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“For $50 extra I do the exact same trick, but with legs.”pic.twitter.com/m1MHoxFO8f
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“Jared’s first day wearing a red blazer.” a.k.a. “Jared’s last day having a job in computing.”pic.twitter.com/66Zm6TfidD
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“Janet’s last ever moment of excitement about programming.”pic.twitter.com/3uiTNwxYS1
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“My friend Jessie said my only chance on a first date is being funny.”pic.twitter.com/J6KuBNGI3R
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(That was the last one! I think the only thing that I accomplished is reminding myself being funny is actually really hard. 0_O )
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