So I'm in NYC and a finance bro at the bar tonight tried to impress me with his SQL skills, repeatedly asking if I know SQL
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Replying to @justkelly_ok
how does that even work? "do you know SQL?...do you know SQL?...do you know SQL?"
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Replying to @jyhsu
YES like he wanted me to prove it! I was like, "uh select and left join etc" and he goes "well that's like... BASICS"
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Replying to @justkelly_ok @jyhsu
The irony is that I probably know SQL better than 90% of engineers but it's not something to brag about because it's not...that hard
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Replying to @justkelly_ok @jyhsu
Did he make bad SQL jokes. Please tell me he made bad SQL jokes.
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He wasn't funny or clever enough to make SQL jokes.
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Replying to @justkelly_ok @jyhsu
Okay, check this out: “What’s the best SQL joke?” “The one I say after this one.” …it’s conceptual.
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Replying to @justkelly_ok @jyhsu
No, no! This one’s actually pretty good. You have to give it a chance.
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Replying to @mwichary
Kelly Ellis Retweeted Izzy ✨
going to be hard to beathttps://twitter.com/iglvzx/status/738611946019115010 …
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Also, not technically a joke.
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