Things have gone soft, Soul Cycle pre versus post 2012
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Pre-2012 -"we’re here to Tap It Back, bitches" -"this is a workout" - *instructor gargoyles bike* -"do not even think about eating a fucking burger after this" -*staff drags woman who faints off bike* (note: shoes remain clipped in)
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-"repeat after me, I Am Enough!" - "this is a journey" -*instructor exhales/inhales aggressively into microphone, reminds us to breathe* -”these cool-down candles are Jonathan Adler... Jonathan Adler!” -*staff pumps Soul Cycle merch*
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Replying to @zebriez
Please tell me there is an exercise bike with Excel somewhere in this universe.
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