Just tipped a bottle of extra strength advil directly into my mouth in the middle of midtown and almost choked when I heard a guy on the sidewalk notice me and whisper, “jesus” under his breath
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Update: I accidentally dropped an Advil on the ground, and a pigeon started pecking at it. I shooed him away and felt bad but my god are those little bird bones gonna feel great in about 15 min
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Watching a pigeon peck at an Advil I dropped is somehow the only comic relief this week has had, I feel grateful for this moment.
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Replying to @ChappellTracker
Chappell, this is why I love you!
7:07 PM - 20 Jun 2018
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