matt hooker

@mwhooker

Lover of books and bikes and truth and beauty bombs

San Francisco, California
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Joined December 2007
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  1. 3 hours ago

    This is worrying. The light switch is off

    1 reply 3 likes
  2. 6 hours ago

    Welp

    1 reply
  3. 8 hours ago

    anyone born after 1990 has had their mind ruined by memes

    1 like
  4. 9 hours ago

    til grawlix

  5. Jun 9

    how do you get inbox events to show up on your calendar?

    1 reply
  6. Jun 9

    going to see zola jesus at the indie

  7. Jun 7

    Traded my "man office" for a "man cave". Worried about "man carbon monoxide poisoning" now

    4 likes
  8. Jun 7

    I planted an onion

    1 like
  9. Retweeted
    Jun 7
    Replying to

    They want no government. No regulations. No public goods. No public services. No collective action. And as little democracy as possible.

    4 replies 9 retweets 19 likes
  10. Jun 7
    Replying to

    maybe enough to buy school lunches for the kids that eat pizza there for breakfast

    1 reply
  11. Jun 7

    if I had a dollar for every piece of trash from that wafted into my yard, I'd have a lot of dollars

    1 reply
  12. Jun 6

    Sold at Mitchell's

  13. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    I'll take "Things Former FBI Directors and Miss Teen USA Contestants Have In Common" for $500, Alex.

    NYT SCOOP by : Comey asked Sessions not to leave him alone with Trump.
    5 replies 71 retweets 199 likes
  14. Jun 6

    Cacio e pepe tonight. Should I use kenji's recipe, or nytimes?

  15. Jun 5

    just found out about this place and now I need to go bask in its tweeness

  16. Jun 4

    One regret of my 20's is not getting smashed with emily haines at my birthday party

    1 reply 1 like
  17. Jun 4

    Tired: pimp my snack Wired:

    0:59
    Tiny Snickers Bar 🍫
  18. Jun 4

    This is a bad sign

    Dads, how many days of paternity leave did you take?
    1 reply
  19. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    This week, our "news" media will do uncritical stenography for Trump "infrastructure program" that sells off public assets to robber barons.

    27 retweets 25 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    That magical moment when a young web coder gets "woke" to the larger world outside, and _freaks the fuck out_

    2 retweets 1 like

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