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End corporate pride, overthrow rainbow capitalism, & eat the rich. #BeGayDoCrime Pronouns: he/him Email: mvelasepr@gmail.com
Cape Town, South Africaclippings.me/mvelasepJoined April 2009

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Just finished this. My first of hopefully 50 books I'll finish in 2022. It was beautiful but tragic. Won't be rereading "The Secret History" though. This was too sad for me dive into yet another heavy read. I'm gonna pick one of the light-fluffy romcoms I've got. #2022Books
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Anyway... Onto book number 4 of the December holidays. "Song of Achilles" by Madeline Miller. Not sure, but may take a break from queer novels to reread one of my favourites, Donna Tartts "The Secret History" after this.
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I also loved that they showed that the Iron Throne is physically dangerous/difficult to sit on. In #GoT people were up and down, in and out of that thing like it was a La-Z-Boy. It's a throne literally made out of swords, and they're STILL sharp. #HoTD
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I do, however, want another prequel because I want to see the dragons as big as they actually can get. Personally, I don't think Danaerys' dragons were fully grown, and these ones have already started shrinking because they're locked away in the Dragonskeep. #HoTD
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Oh, wow. What a BEAUTIFUL story. This should be a movie. 😍😍😍
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Tube on strike, I dawdled to Paddington on Friday. Passing the old wrought iron sign for Pizza Express, I was reminded of an event 30+ years ago, when I got caught up in a drama that resulted in a divorce, two marriages and many changed lives. It began with a heart attack 🧡
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Gonna turn in now. Alarm clock set for 2:30am, ready to return to Westeros. FYI, I will be tweeting. But I will be using the hashtag #HouseoftheDragon or #HOTD so if you don't want spoilers unfollow, mute me & the hashtags, or whatever.
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Fire. Blood. Dragons. πŸ”₯ #HouseOfTheDragon starts Monday 22 August Express from the US at 03:00, and in prime time at 21:30, on #MNet101. πŸ”₯ #HOTD
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Sarah, who infamously & hilariously out of the blue told us she was financially tapped out after helping finance her husband's political campaign to the tune of at least R160k & couldn't even pay her child's pre-school fees, is still here & still stressed about those school fees.
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is this sarah’s new account?? twitter.com/zakareeee/stat…
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And this is why we won’t take your homophobia as a joke or it just being Twitter. You affect the lives of people and you have no right to joke about it. You deserve to be bullied, shut down and punished for your harm.
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So there’s a boy who killed himself in the West Rand cause they were calling him with homophobic slurs at school πŸ’”. You can’t tell me that being homophobic is not dangerous
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As it is, while the educators in Mpho's case are also culpable in his death after failing to protect him as is their duty, in this case this teacher is directly to blame. In addition to being stripped of her teaching license charges of manslaughter should be brought against her.
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This is the second child to have committed suicide because of homophobia at school in three months. Mpho Falithenjwa took his life in June. Actually, far as I'm concerned, this isn't suicide. It's homicide. The end goal of homophobia is for us to die.
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Interviewer: What a beautiful hotel. Very posh. Very out of my league. I probably couldn't afford it. BeyoncΓ©: No. *laughs* πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
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Low key one of the funniest BeyoncΓ© interviews….. and the look she gave him after he threw that Mariah Carey shade🀣
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Say that & I know exactly what you are, and that is a racist.
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People who say 'blacks' or 'the blacks' instead of Black people must be side eyed forever. These are the rules. Exceptions are only older Black people and Black South Africans.
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Me when I hear a couple arguing and one person isn’t making the points that they need to be making. Tag me in bestie I got you!
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Why are threesomes only for sex why can’t I join in a couples argument if I want to
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I feel a way about it, but I won't stand up for South Africa seeing Zimbabweans, Malawians, Zambians, etc dragging us - they're literally laughing at us the way everyone laughs at Americans - for not knowing their are amaZulu in their countries too. It's the least we deserve.
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Haven't watched #UntoldNetflix yet, but it feels so weird that news stories I remember & followed during my adulthood now get the 'this wild story from the past' docuseries treatment & it's totally understandable a whole generation of adults will have no knowledge of this.
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This is fake news. He’s getting his blood work done… which, first of all, EVERYONE should be doing annually. Since he is immunocompromised, he has to get done at least 2x a year… Stop it!
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Earlier today, NBA legend Magic Johnson donated some of his blood to the Red Cross to help underprivileged communities help fight COVID-19. πŸπŸ™Œ
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Thinking of that one time in Survivor (the tv show), some guy read this girls mom so hard that her DAUGHTER started crying 😭😭😭
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