Ryan Bayne

@mutantlog

Random jokes, opinions, dry sarcasm, etc. Strong thoughts about The Cardigans. My views are my own. He/him.

Waterloo, ON
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2007.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    6. srp 2016.

    99 bottles of bees on the wall, 99 bottles of bees, take one down, pass it around, oh god they're stinging me! Who proof read this tweet?

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    anyway Mitt is still a hedge fund dickhead and a tremendously overrated politician, but when a dickhead does something right it's better to say that rather than complain about everything else in their lives

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  3. 3. velj

    K.C. Wolf is no Gritty. If a kid said K.C. Wolf punched him, I'd definitely believe he did it and should be locked up.

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  4. 3. velj

    Glad that Hunter Steel aired their terrible Super Bowl ad again! It's an annual highlight of watching it in Canada!

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    A series of prominent Europeans reading solemnly from sensible trade agreements and regulations, as the violins swell in the background

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  6. 2. velj

    Listening to and they appear to be reporting that the Vengabus is back on the roads after coming to terms on a new collective bargaining agreement with the Venga Regional Municipality.

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    31. sij
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    If anyone tells you that you’re too old to buy toys or dye your hair weird colors, just remember Asuka is 36 years old, has brightly colored hair, and just posted a YouTube video where she performs an “operation” on a Kirby plushie just to put batteries in it.

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    27. sij

    English has some surprising lacunae...

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    9. stu 2018.

    in a world where big data threatens to commodify our lives,. telling online surveys that i "Dont know" what pringles are constitutes Heroism

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    20. sij

    I’m in Virginia now but I’m still thinking of the Florida lady who had her sauce stolen by bees at a restaurant and when she went to the counter to ask for more sauce they asked if the bees got it Probably going to think about this story for the rest of my life

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    17. sij

    I made a new good meme.

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    Update to this thread: A journalist contacted me for additional thoughts on my (pretty standard, really!) situation, and on US health care in general. Sharing the latter here for max visibility.

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    14. sij

    Pikachu can have a little ketchup, as a treat.

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    12. sij

    Eighteen years ago we saw Philippe stand on it for the first time. Today, I offer this fresh new take on that historic moment, this time in warm, beautiful graphite. (Link to purchase in bio.)

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    11. sij

    “For the love of God, this man is bleeding out! Someone get me bandages!” “I have gravy.”

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    9. sij

    WIFE: Can you empty the dishwasher? ME (editing a video of the Iranian Consultative Assembly chanting "Death to America" to make it look like they're singing "Mr. Brightside"): Kinda busy right now.

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    6. sij

    This is like if The Hockey Sweater was turned inside out and written by someone who liked hot dogs

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  19. 3. sij

    As an avid fan of the TripAdvisor reviews for this hotel, the fact that people came and bought the beds from it makes me want to jump in a time machine and shout some sense into them.

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  20. 1. sij

    "Happy New Years!", he tweets at 7:31pm EST, but thanks to the magic of technology, he can delay until 12:00am EST. "And hooray for technology!", he adds.

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    31. pro 2019.

    Wow VR is intense and sexual these days.

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