joe

@mutablejoe

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    23 Apr 2014

    This is the tweet I have chosen to pin to my homepage.

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  2. 5 hours ago

    Saw a giraffe as well. Massive they are, really tall. And also, I thought anyway, quite arrogant.

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  3. 5 hours ago

    The sign said "giant tortoises" and it wasn't lying, these are chunky mothers.

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  4. 5 hours ago

    Been to the Cotswolds lads, rained a lot but managed to get to a wildlife park for an eyeful of this phenomenal pair of units.

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  5. 8 hours ago

    god bless them each and every one

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  6. 8 hours ago

    it's marvellous that even today the manic street preachers can stir up some controversy ahead of an album launch

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  7. 11 hours ago

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  8. 11 hours ago

    are flop and padget fucking

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  9. Retweeted
    Apr 11

    It's a point that's been made before but I remain amazed at the confidence and certainty with which so many of you talk about complex foreign policy.

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  10. Apr 11

    In awe of the size of these lads, absolute units.

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  11. Apr 11

    like to warm up in the morning with a few dad stretches, shout a few nouns - TEETH! BAG! - anthropomorphise a few small objects - HELLO MR TOOTHBRUSH - tell a few trees they are trees - TREE! - then I'm ready for the day

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  12. Retweeted
    Apr 9

    It’s a bit grim outside so why not brighten your day with a visit to my Etsy shop. You could have a happy bee pin or a cute painted doodle in your hands in a few days.

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  13. Retweeted
    Apr 10

    How to live, thanks to the Star Wars beginners piano book.

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  14. Apr 10

    senator: mr zuckerburg, when I send a facebook into the internet do the tubes get hot? who is cooling these tubes mr zuckerburg, the american taxpayer? answer me

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  15. Apr 10

    Humans like me enjoy mutually rewarding reciprocal dialogue so I hope for fun times during this interrogation, I am excited to make your acquaintance and shoot at the breeze with you dudes.

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  16. Apr 10

    Hello and what is going on with you guys elder council that represents humans of which I am also one. I am happy as sunshine to answer your enquiries let's get on the road of this party my ladies and gentlemen.

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  17. Apr 10

    When I announce I am taking a twitter break

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  18. Apr 10

    In Chipping Norton, it's so posh here I bought a coke and without even asking they put a slice of lemon in.

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  19. Apr 10

    hello here are various rude plants I found in a garden centre

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  20. Apr 10

    off into Chipping Norton to explain to them they don't have a Nandos

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  21. Retweeted
    Apr 9

    Am reading about a ferocious Indo-Iranian nomadic tribe from early AD who used to beat up the Romans and can’t stop giggling because they were called the Alans

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