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    scrotum phillips‏ @mustachetoilet 10 May 2019

    More presidential candidates should have mustachespic.twitter.com/xD9kFxFW7O

    10:29 PM - 10 May 2019
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    520 replies 1,968 retweets 6,908 likes
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      2. scrotum phillips‏ @mustachetoilet 10 May 2019

        Lmaopic.twitter.com/VTNaeBsaaq

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      3. scrotum phillips‏ @mustachetoilet 10 May 2019

        Lmaoooooooooooopic.twitter.com/TsecXbkEjX

        10 replies 11 retweets 340 likes
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      4. scrotum phillips‏ @mustachetoilet 10 May 2019

        If you can name the last one first without looking it up and I don't follow you, I will follow youpic.twitter.com/NAxUuYEBX7

        247 replies 43 retweets 422 likes
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      5. scrotum phillips‏ @mustachetoilet 11 May 2019

        I sincerely don't know who these people are but they're runningpic.twitter.com/63ESo8yNYz

        32 replies 22 retweets 343 likes
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      6. scrotum phillips‏ @mustachetoilet 11 May 2019

        I assure you these are all very real candidatespic.twitter.com/AqjTupmUQt

        23 replies 22 retweets 304 likes
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      7. scrotum phillips‏ @mustachetoilet 11 May 2019

        Someone asked me to do the women running and so I gave them bangspic.twitter.com/77yEjGgyi1

        53 replies 84 retweets 1,025 likes
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      8. scrotum phillips‏ @mustachetoilet 11 May 2019

        Hell yeahpic.twitter.com/K5kaIhfCqP

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      9. scrotum phillips‏ @mustachetoilet 11 May 2019

        Good god these are horrifyingpic.twitter.com/9Ix8lHNRVq

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      10. scrotum phillips‏ @mustachetoilet 11 May 2019

        Lmaoooooooooooopic.twitter.com/1LtBw6SPDy

        7 replies 22 retweets 454 likes
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      11. scrotum phillips‏ @mustachetoilet 11 May 2019

        Okay so this works A LOT better with the 60s and 70s presidentspic.twitter.com/fcy6E5OU7s

        45 replies 57 retweets 608 likes
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      12. scrotum phillips‏ @mustachetoilet 14 May 2019

        Cool, another white asshole has entered the 2020 race. I'll leave you to decide whether this mustache is real or not.pic.twitter.com/bYjQwEKAlQ

        9 replies 11 retweets 317 likes
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      13. scrotum phillips‏ @mustachetoilet 14 May 2019

        People keep asking me to give the women mustaches, I assume for sexual purposes, so here you go pervertspic.twitter.com/VRZKtmJyLG

        59 replies 86 retweets 875 likes
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      14. scrotum phillips‏ @mustachetoilet 14 May 2019

        Someone asked for John Bolton without the mustache and this will haunt me foreverpic.twitter.com/mUr2MBMU1q

        59 replies 184 retweets 1,652 likes
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      15. scrotum phillips‏ @mustachetoilet 14 May 2019

        Some more requests and goddamn do I hate the resultspic.twitter.com/H40kUVhBIb

        42 replies 55 retweets 768 likes
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      16. scrotum phillips‏ @mustachetoilet 14 May 2019

        More requests: "Time to make the donuts" guy The last thing you see before you die The "cousin banger" stache Roger Stone 3 months from nowpic.twitter.com/errqyTRJf5

        48 replies 32 retweets 375 likes
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      17. scrotum phillips‏ @mustachetoilet 14 May 2019

        My brain is the worstpic.twitter.com/IQlQ0XMUZR

        29 replies 27 retweets 406 likes
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      18. scrotum phillips‏ @mustachetoilet 15 May 2019

        Oh, you thought we were done!?pic.twitter.com/0naq722AJr

        23 replies 11 retweets 155 likes
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      19. scrotum phillips‏ @mustachetoilet 15 May 2019

        2016 called and wanted to be involvedpic.twitter.com/AzdrTfgodU

        13 replies 8 retweets 99 likes
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      20. scrotum phillips‏ @mustachetoilet 23 Jun 2019

        Another Dem candidate has entered the race, so you know what that meanspic.twitter.com/4HojM1BHzJ

        5 replies 2 retweets 28 likes
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      21. scrotum phillips‏ @mustachetoilet 14 Jul 2019

        Just realized I forgot to do this asshole when he declaredpic.twitter.com/BcJYsOe642

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      22. scrotum phillips‏ @mustachetoilet 14 Nov 2019

        Jesus, how are we still doing thispic.twitter.com/dqkwAtliIK

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