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@muppetK

Muppet disguised as Responsible Adult. Acupuncturist, herbalist, queer poly geek, craft geek & food geek. Not amused by the WH.

NY, NY
Joined May 2007
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  1. 31 minutes ago

    I LOVE CAT GRANT LOVE LOVE LOVE CAT GRANT FOREVAH 😍

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  2. 2 hours ago
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    SAD GEEK IS UNREASONABLY SAD

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  3. 2 hours ago

    TFW the brilliant female scientist on a show you’re watching mispronounces a word. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

    2 replies 1 like
  4. Retweeted
    23 hours ago

    How Adam West played a prank using his local phone book

    1 reply 144 retweets 231 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 10

    Me getting an autograph (true story) Adam West: "Name?" Me: "Adam." AW: "Yes?" Me: "That's my name." AW: "Oh! I missed you at the meetings."

    38 replies 3,273 retweets 15,619 likes
  6. 20 hours ago

    Sigh, loving all the Adam west tribute tweets. So sorry that our primary example that a superhero doesn’t have to be so damn grim has passed

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  7. Retweeted
    Jun 10

    "i am spiky and fierce! disregard my two-ounce fighting weight!"

    ITS SO FLUFFY
    1 retweet 5 likes
  8. 21 hours ago
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    I GET DOUBLE GROWNUP POINTS FOR DOING MARKETING OF ALL THE AWFUL THINGS ON A DAMN SATURDAY.

    2 replies 7 likes
  9. 21 hours ago

    Heck yeah, adulting! Just spent 3.5 hours working on a marketing flyer for the new office. And now - T got out the foot spa for me

    2 replies 5 likes
  10. Jun 10

    Please please PLEASE!

    New York AG looking into reports Eric Trump Foundation funneled $100K to Trump properties
  11. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    Today's dose of beauty: Spinning Moonlight by our neighbor David Wyatt, from his Imaginary Village series.

    3 replies 87 retweets 203 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jun 10

    "I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique. Pure. West. And why doesn’t Batman dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?" RIP Adam West

    6 replies 708 retweets 2,060 likes
  13. Jun 10

    Recommended! Disabled main character, and a darn good read.

    Readers! ’s LOCK IN is an Deal of the Day at only $2.99:
    1 retweet 1 like
  14. Retweeted
    Jun 10

    DANG THIS LOOKS AWESOME

    1:52
    HERO. LEGEND. KING. Watch the teaser trailer now.
    2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Wait for it...

    9 replies 534 retweets 946 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    "I am very excited to finally meet Humans." "First, stick these on your torso, to make Humans less afraid." "What are they?" "Googly eyes."

    3 replies 293 retweets 702 likes
  17. Jun 9

    I swear, she’s setting me up for on purpose…

    Does anyone remember why I needed a pig heart in a condom?
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  18. Jun 9

    God bless. The local diner’s salsa verde is a gift from st caffeine and brings me life.

    1 reply 1 like
  19. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    Gosh I'm so glad everyone wants to make it harder for me to get my pain meds to prevent ODs when 80% of ODs aren't from pain meds

    Deaths from drug, alcohol overdoses skyrocket in Maryland, health officials report.
    16 retweets 19 likes
  20. Jun 9

    *grumblemumble* but whyyyyyyy can’t I have a shady grotto?

    Ernie has found a shady grotto in which to fret. There is a leaf stuck to his head.
    1 retweet 1 like

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