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@muppetK

Muppet disguised as Responsible Adult. Acupuncturist, herbalist, queer poly geek, craft geek & food geek. Trying not to let everything be terrible.

NY, NY
Joined May 2007
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  1. 2 hours ago

    I wish you all chocolate dreams. Or kitten dreams. But maybe not chocolate kittens because that way lies a whole new level of hairballs.

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  2. Retweeted
    5 hours ago

    Anyone got a fave app to limit their kid's phone time? Samsung compatible?

    2 retweets
  3. 4 hours ago

    Nifty thread

    Okay, I am feeling smug, so I'mma share. So: My mother has a friend from work who's a single mom of an adorable seven-year-old.
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  4. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    Via artandmartini on tumblr.

    7 retweets 16 likes
  5. 14 hours ago
    Replying to

    I have zero idea what is talking about and I am still entertained

    Replying to @meeses
    Headcanon: Drogon has been a girl dragon this entire time, but dragon biology not taught in Essos public schools, so no one noticed
    1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
  6. Retweeted
    15 hours ago

    My guy: "I love watching people trying to be sexist at you. It's like watching an arrogant tourist diving into a crocodile-filled pond."

    3 replies 5 retweets 60 likes
  7. Retweeted
    15 hours ago

    I HAVE VERY IMPORTANT NEWS THERE IS MY LITTLE PONY NAIL POLISH NOW AND IT IS AWESOME cc

    7 replies 8 retweets 18 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Jul 1

    pride month is over, time for LGBT wrath month

    67 replies 9,829 retweets 23,720 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Jul 1

    shadow boop

    74 replies 4,123 retweets 11,155 likes
  10. 20 hours ago

    I NEVER EVER MEAN “DUCKING BODY” AC YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS BY KNOW

    1 like
  11. 20 hours ago
    Replying to

    KNIT ME ALLLLL THE BIRDS!

  12. 20 hours ago

    I need a shawl or cloak to match this bird too.

    1 reply 1 like
  13. Retweeted
    Jun 21

    my heart... this is the definition of trust

    7 replies 494 retweets 1,222 likes
  14. 20 hours ago
    Replying to

    It’s time to go the fuck back to bed. I have no princess bride joke because my left damn arm is apparently holding a bookburning party.

    2 likes
  15. 20 hours ago

    In today’s edition of WTFbody: half of my left forearm is having a hot flash. 🤔🙄🤔😡

    1 reply 2 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Jul 1

    Daily Painting Series. No.1684 "Ferret's Wheel" Patreon

    5 replies 284 retweets 765 likes
  17. 22 hours ago

    Still a wonderful read the second time. Here, go read this if your internet, like mine, is too slow for streaming tonight.

    I have so many feelings about caring for family heirlooms, and and get me:
  18. Retweeted
    Jun 20

    when im taking a nap and my mom yells THE FOODS READY"" "

    5 replies 47 retweets 183 likes
  19. Jul 1

    It is, btw, fiction and fuzzy animal o’clock.

  20. Jul 1

    Me after watching Doctor Who:

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