Aaron Autrand

@munkymack

I make moves. I kiss hands. I shake babies.

San Francisco
Joined February 2009

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  1. Retweeted
    May 17
  2. May 16

    Lately, it feels like is the Duke boys, and America is Roscoe P. Coltrane. "There's no way he can get out of this, Flash!"

  3. May 16

    Remember the ep of Battlestar Galactica where you realized the Cylons were an occupying force and you were basically rooting for the Iraqis?

  4. Mar 25

    $5 all-you-can-eat cookie judging contest in Noe Valley? Sure, why not!

  5. 25 Dec 2016

    The beginning of the Christmas haul is pair of socks number 50. I have to start making some edits to the sock drawe…

  6. 8 Dec 2016
  7. 23 Nov 2016

    A zesty selection for a new

  8. 20 Oct 2016
  9. 4 Oct 2016

    . has employed tens of thousands of people. He hasn't paid them, but he has employed them

  10. 4 Oct 2016

    Get up close to the gold fixtures in 's hotels...they're actually just spray-painted gold

  11. 4 Oct 2016

    . blacks out his limo windows so he can climb up front and drive himself. Can't afford a driver

  12. 26 Sep 2016

    Trump: ...with the African American Community Me: YES!!!

  13. 26 Sep 2016

    Trump: I think that I've developed good relationships... Me (excited, high pitched squeal): Finish that sentence!

  14. 20 Sep 2016

    My habits could use some updating. via

  15. 24 Aug 2016

    Right side up: gumballs. Upside down: snood. I can't quite decide.

  16. 12 Aug 2016

    Secret downtown roof garden

  17. 9 Aug 2016
  18. 5 Aug 2016

    These socks are no joke

  19. 21 Jul 2016

    My stock collection is bananas.

  20. 17 Jul 2016

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