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“KID GORGEOUS AT RADIO CITY” COMING SOON ON VINYL & DIGITAL. And currently on Netflix. Starring Me. Directed by Alex Timbers. Pre-order album below.

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    John Mulaney‏Verified account @mulaney Sep 3

    John Mulaney Retweeted The New York Times

    I’m out. I genuinely support public intellectual debate, and have paid to see people speak with whom I strongly disagree. But this isn’t James Baldwin vs William F Buckley. This is PT Barnum level horseshit. And it was announced on a weekend just before tix went on sale.https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1036649277257379840 …

    John Mulaney added,

    The New York TimesVerified account @nytimes
    Stephen Bannon will headline The New Yorker Festival, where he will be interviewed by David Remnick, the magazine's editor https://nyti.ms/2Q2FMom 
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    2:35 PM - 3 Sep 2018
    • 13,727 Retweets
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    • Ryan EF Newsome Amy Meadows 🔰 Steve Flinchbaugh allama Adam Karl Skinny Bitch Danielle Aarsvold Brad Peloquin
    1,509 replies 13,727 retweets 107,532 likes
      1. John Mulaney‏Verified account @mulaney Sep 3

        I apologize to Susan Morrison as I was really looking forward to our conversation. And I look forward to future @NewYorker Fests & other public, even heated, debates between different voices. But hard pass on this amateur-night sonofabitch.

        405 replies 2,320 retweets 40,177 likes
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      2. Muscato‏ @CafeMuscato Sep 3
        Replying to @mulaney

        pic.twitter.com/C6EpIdB0uj

        13 replies 281 retweets 5,694 likes
      3. Kathryn Grace‏ @YayYaysKitchen Sep 3
        Replying to @CafeMuscato @mulaney

        Oh, thank you kindly for the Dorothy Parker reference. Delightful.

        2 replies 9 retweets 800 likes
      4. Ted Cagney‏ @DGU464 Sep 3
        Replying to @YayYaysKitchen @CafeMuscato

        pic.twitter.com/6ITyo17dbV

        6 replies 21 retweets 440 likes
      5. Mae‏ @sarembear Sep 3
        Replying to @DGU464 @YayYaysKitchen @CafeMuscato

        pic.twitter.com/jefk29pk4J

        3 replies 3 retweets 333 likes
      6. Muscato‏ @CafeMuscato Sep 3
        Replying to @sarembear @DGU464 and

        My actual cancellation! I’ll consider re-upping when the magazine’s current editor departs, and not before.

        2 replies 11 retweets 338 likes
      7. Mae‏ @sarembear Sep 3
        Replying to @CafeMuscato @DGU464 and

        I'm actually just stealing the Dorothy Parker Smash meme for future use, but your reply was genius and I loved it! 😁

        1 reply 0 retweets 113 likes
      8. Muscato‏ @CafeMuscato Sep 3
        Replying to @sarembear @DGU464 and

        The idea of DP going full-on Hulk is indeed treasurable. It’s what the world needs now, that’s for sure.

        4 replies 0 retweets 110 likes
      9. Ted Cagney‏ @DGU464 Sep 3
        Replying to @CafeMuscato @sarembear and

        Thank @bnacker and @BenBlacker

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
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      2. Ned Pyle‏Verified account @NerdPyle Sep 3
        Replying to @mulaney

        Well done, John.

        1 reply 0 retweets 123 likes
      3. Oren Novotny‏ @onovotny Sep 3
        Replying to @NerdPyle @mulaney

        The pressure worked, Bannon was dropped:https://variety.com/2018/biz/news/steve-bannon-new-yorker-festival-judd-apatow-john-mulaney-1202925453/ …

        11 replies 40 retweets 472 likes
      4.  🙈 🙉 🙊‏ @GaborFari Sep 3
        Replying to @onovotny @NerdPyle @mulaney

        Why the eff was he considered in the first place?

        9 replies 7 retweets 295 likes
      5. Ned Pyle‏Verified account @NerdPyle Sep 3
        Replying to @GaborFari @onovotny

        pic.twitter.com/S8Fu4ehdM7

        4 replies 2 retweets 210 likes
      6.  🙈 🙉 🙊‏ @GaborFari Sep 3
        Replying to @NerdPyle @onovotny

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        2 replies 0 retweets 30 likes
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      2. Paul F. Tompkins‏Verified account @PFTompkins Sep 3
        Replying to @mulaney

        Paul F. Tompkins Retweeted Michael Calderone

        Great timing, cuckhttps://twitter.com/mlcalderone/status/1036742123805188096?s=21 …

        Paul F. Tompkins added,

        Michael CalderoneVerified account @mlcalderone
        David Remnick just informed staff that Steve Bannon will not be appearing at the New Yorker Festival.
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        10 replies 18 retweets 1,252 likes
      3. Andrew Long‏ @andrewlong166 Sep 3
        Replying to @PFTompkins @mulaney

        maybe you're joking, but John led the way out

        4 replies 1 retweet 70 likes
      4. Paul F. Tompkins‏Verified account @PFTompkins Sep 3
        Replying to @andrewlong166 @mulaney

        You’ll never know for sure whether or not I was earnestly calling John a cuck

        24 replies 10 retweets 2,105 likes
      5. Shadd Anderson‏ @Shadd_Anderson Sep 3
        Replying to @PFTompkins @andrewlong166 @mulaney

        Oh, Mr. Peanutbutter

        1 reply 0 retweets 36 likes
      6. Eve Batelle‏ @EveBatelle Sep 3
        Replying to @Shadd_Anderson @PFTompkins @andrewlong166

        pic.twitter.com/QQCudk4Rjb

        1 reply 0 retweets 42 likes
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