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@muggahtee

Dad, husband, chaotic sysadmin . Views my own; RTs not endorsement or agreement. he/him

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Feb 26

    quod decurrit meis machina

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  2. 7 hours ago

    The trouble with this fancy new kettle is that I don’t have any time to do stuff while it’s boiling—must take 15 seconds at the most!

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  3. Retweeted
    Aug 25

    Hacker folks, I’m trying to put something together on ‘think like an attacker’. Any examples I can use where something screamed out to red team, but blue just couldn’t see it? End point I’m trying to make it that it’s a dead useful skill for blue to have too RTs encouraged

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  4. Aug 25

    Everything we’ve done, we’ve done it together. Happy Anniversary 💖

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  5. Retweeted
    Aug 23

    IS IT JUST ME, OR DID I JUST PULL OFF THE GREATEST TWITTER SCHEME OF ALL TIME????? Read the first word of my tweets to find out....

    12,665 replies 226,957 retweets 491,937 likes
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  6. Aug 24

    My “loving” wife , whilst watching Harry Potter: You’ve got the same wardrobe as Dudley 🤦🏻‍♂️

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  7. Retweeted
    Aug 23

    what if we need less "teach kids to code" and more NeoPets-style "provide compelling online experiences that can be enhanced through code and let kids teach themselves"

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  8. Retweeted
    Aug 23

    Right, which is best? 🤔 Reply with a number... Retweet when done! 👀

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  9. Retweeted
    Aug 22

    Today is and northern line tube maps have been replaced by maps of the School to Prison pipeline!! Haven’t seen anything like this before 👏🏾👏🏾

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  10. Retweeted
    Aug 22

    To anyone in IT who's ever pulled an all nighter because of a crisis, slept at work because that's what it took to respond, or flew to Ghana to retrieve the sole intact instance of your domain controller, RESPECT🙏

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  11. Aug 22

    Yo WTAF?

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  12. Aug 20

    Right in the feels

    me during sex: hurt me them: you were never that smart you just were good at reading as a child so you were given special attention and it gave you a complex me: wait- them: you don’t try at school because youre convinced ur natural intellect will save you but u don’t have it
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  13. Retweeted
    Aug 19

    'Young people are too sensitive' says grown man who punched another grown man because his dinner wasn't ready

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  14. Retweeted
    Aug 16

    There are 4 distances in fighting. On the ground, Jiu-Jitsu wins. In the clinch, wresting / judo wins. At arms length, Muay Thai wins. Any further than that … my computer wins.

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  15. Retweeted
    Aug 16

    some suggestions, as requested. * if releasing is risky for you, _fix that_. make it a priority, track your failures * do this by making your pipeline resilient, by detecting and recovering from common failures * in the near term, deploy in the morning so everyone is fresh

    Many incidents happen during or right after the release. Here are some ideas to improve MTTR and on-call considering this argument [thread]
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  16. Aug 17

    Thank you for my baby pack 😂 he’s going to look such a cutie in his Tech Ninja vest

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  17. Aug 16

    This kid has got awesome socks

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  18. Retweeted
    Aug 14

    How many pieces of bread did I eat at the Indian restaurant the other night? I can't give you an exact count because it's NaaN.

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  19. Retweeted
    Aug 14

    My grandparents were named Pearl and Dean But we called them grandma and grandpapapapapapapapapapapaa...

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  20. Retweeted
    Aug 5

    This is a traffic light controller. See the big box with a screen? That's a full Linux server running the lights. See the smaller box to the right? It's a failsafe. Its only job is to make sure the computer doesn't turn on conflicting greens. Does your system have a failsafe?

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  21. Aug 14

    > Hello, I’d like to book a three-day weigh session for my baby tomorrow please # Sure, is it a pre or post natal appointment > ... post? # Oh OK, and how old is baby? > ... 2 days?

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