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    Michael Tracey‏Verified account @mtracey 21 May 2017
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    No snarky caption will ever suffice for this photo. You just have to sort of bask in its inarticulable absurdity.pic.twitter.com/oZRvBScEjb

    4:25 PM - 21 May 2017
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    • liane, unapologetically deaf Pivot! Chris Ntokos Ginny inMA 🌹 Joseph Knight of the Realm XXXXYYYYZZZZPPPP Jan Ravensbergen Matt Janovic: a fucking Trotskyite deviationist
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      2. Damnit‏ @Damnit05298997 21 May 2017
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        With our powers combined, we are the Illuminati!

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      3. Jay Campbell‏ @TRTExpert 21 May 2017
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        Exactly. Full Blown!

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      1. Josseline‏ @Jossfjh 21 May 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/EFUWz9ySz9

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      2. Marj "Fire Dan Snyder" Oszman  🇺🇸 🌎‏ @TurntableKittah 21 May 2017
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        every leader from the arab league is there.pic.twitter.com/gcCoIGtAWU

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      2. Stephen McIntyre‏ @ClimateAudit 21 May 2017
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        Hillary: it should have been me in this picture.pic.twitter.com/enOONP29B2

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      2. Maximus‏ @MaximusCon 21 May 2017
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        Keep wanking while Trump and the GCC makes peace in the Middle East #SelfLoveSunday

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      3. Sean Wince  🌻‏ @SeanWince 21 May 2017
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        Replying to @MaximusCon @IverWl @mtracey

        Oh is this magical orb going to prevent Saudi bombs in Yemen, or Saudi funding of terrorists? That would truly be some mystical powers.

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      1.  🌹Stephen Gies‏ @gies_stephen 21 May 2017
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        @AmirAminiMD did a great job. "Build me an army worthy of Mordor"

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      2. Señor Chompers‏ @senorchompers 21 May 2017
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        Señor Chompers Retweeted ski patrol lars

        https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/866435249819066369 …

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        trump 100% made a wish when he touched the orb pic.twitter.com/S0TlxgxtBY
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      3.  ❤Auntie Doodles ❤‏ @Queen0fcups 21 May 2017
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        He was definitely aligning himself with The Force.

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      1. Greg‏ @baxtertnvol 21 May 2017
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        Are u there Vlad? I am now transmitting nuclear codes. Stand by for Jim Comey's home address.

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      1. Friends of WikiLeaks‏ @FoWLChi 22 May 2017
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        What is that thing they're fondling so expectantly? An Orgasmatron or something?

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        Why does this remind me of US Rep. Danny K. Davis crowning Rev. Moon the Messiah?

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