anonymous sources say Putin personally hacked your sleep to sway your opinions!
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That too! My girlfriend was seriously upset when I kept fantasizing about Putin and... oh, couldn't get an eLECtion.
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Russia hacked into my nervous system earlier and caused me an anxiety attack. It was DEFINITELY Russia.
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I couldn't get it up. Damn you, Putin!
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The Ruskies caused me to stub a toe as I ran from them hiding under my bed Plus I saw a tank was parked outside!!
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@ukneeds Their comms vehicles play havoc with your brainwaves!They r trying to transmit their propaganda straight into your brain!pic.twitter.com/hQW45l32W9
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Damn Russians. There everywhere.
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You too? Russia gave me abdominal cramps and bloating.
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They clogged me. Uggghhh
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you've got 17 intelligence agencies backing that claim up?
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Yeah my TV remote is not functioning properly. I am convinced that Putin has hacked it! I just know.
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The Russians even hacked into Kurt Eichenwald's brain, causing him to have a seizure and go off the rails.https://twitter.com/CassandraRules/status/809873347676930050 …
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@khuxford Mine too..#DarnRussiaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Russia made me drink too much wine last night & now I'm dehydrated.
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