Wrestled detritus from Kewpie the dog's mouth only to cut my finger on my own toenail in the process. Really? @MARTIEparty pedicure please.
@EatFellowHumans Probably the cutest detritus extraction incident of all time.
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@mtracey dude when I see you I'll tell you what said detritus was and you'll change yr tune like an orchestral warm-up. -
@EatFellowHumans I'll always reflexively side with the dog, but OK. - 1 more reply
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