The wars of the future will be fought on mobility scooters and the battlefields will be Walmarts and IHOPs
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The revolution *will* be televised, potentially on Nickelodeon
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Civil War brings the miracle of famine.
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Involuntary weight loss is best medicine. -soviet historian
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Promo for a new Walking Dead spinoff?
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The extra weight stabilizes them
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An unaccountable intel community that changes the whistle blowing rules and uses the media and congress to do its bidding is a prelude to civil war. And may actually preclude one.
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I thought we already tried that, 4th July '18? Alex Jones was one of the generals
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Not at all, it just means initial casualty rates will be very high. Shooting fish in a barrel.
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40% of the adult population is obese or overweight. They use BMI for this calculation. So, we can also assume that at least some in that 40% are only mildly overweight. Even half of the remaining 60% is more than enough to begin a civil war.
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The first step in the civil war will be when scooters are seized from Walmarts.
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No taking that hill
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Much of obesity is caused by STRESS. So you might say the war began by being waged on the ppl to ENSURE they couldn't fight back. Most of the nutritional guidelines are absolute rubbish as well. It's institutionalized illness. One more way to keep the ppl down.
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... and the tendency to go to war on social media pretty much makes the effort at any real war an impotent one at best.
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Sensible burger control legislation NOW!
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I think they already have that in NY or Philly haha
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sadly true
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