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    Michael Tracey‏Verified account @mtracey Sep 30
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    American obesity rates preclude a true Civil War

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      2. Kevin‏ @KevinF_1988_ Sep 30
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        The wars of the future will be fought on mobility scooters and the battlefields will be Walmarts and IHOPs

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      3. Robert Terry‏ @RobertETerry Sep 30
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        The revolution *will* be televised, potentially on Nickelodeon

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      2. CONTRARIAN MARTY‏ @TexasLiberty15 Sep 30
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        Civil War brings the miracle of famine.

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      3. Knubbs 👹 (Ural Mountain Edition)‏ @_FREE_KNUBBS Sep 30
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        Involuntary weight loss is best medicine. -soviet historian

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      2. William Owen‏ @Bill_Owen Sep 30
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        pic.twitter.com/6TNheGh2uL

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      3. Still Bernin'【ツ‏ @TrueVisionary Sep 30
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        Promo for a new Walking Dead spinoff?

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      2. アナキスト - (The Anarchist)‏ @_ancap_ Sep 30
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        アナキスト - (The Anarchist) Retweeted Rocket Scientist Devon Stack

        https://twitter.com/EvilHillaryPics/status/1178747355467829250 …

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        When people nervously laugh and say Americans are too fat for civil war: pic.twitter.com/pNe4d8sAbs
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      3.  🅱️oo-rian  🔪‏ @frijolguero Sep 30
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        The extra weight stabilizes them

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      1. super mario‏ @superma81301234 Sep 30
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        An unaccountable intel community that changes the whistle blowing rules and uses the media and congress to do its bidding is a prelude to civil war. And may actually preclude one.

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      1. CC Sheehan‏ @sheehan_cc Sep 30
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        I thought we already tried that, 4th July '18? Alex Jones was one of the generals

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      1. Fitz-Lloyd Smith‏ @lexnicular Sep 30
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        Not at all, it just means initial casualty rates will be very high. Shooting fish in a barrel.

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      1. Mr. Mayhem‏ @sensepirational Sep 30
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        40% of the adult population is obese or overweight. They use BMI for this calculation. So, we can also assume that at least some in that 40% are only mildly overweight. Even half of the remaining 60% is more than enough to begin a civil war.

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      1. Tony Pachamama  🕊 🌲‏ @tonybalogna Sep 30
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        The first step in the civil war will be when scooters are seized from Walmarts.

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      1. Tune-that-thing!‏ @darryl_blanco Sep 30
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        No taking that hill

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      1. Megan "Unusual Canadian" Metcalfe  🌺‏ @MetcalfeMegan Oct 1
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        Much of obesity is caused by STRESS. So you might say the war began by being waged on the ppl to ENSURE they couldn't fight back. Most of the nutritional guidelines are absolute rubbish as well. It's institutionalized illness. One more way to keep the ppl down.

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      1. CROPoetry‏ @CroPoetry Sep 30
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        ... and the tendency to go to war on social media pretty much makes the effort at any real war an impotent one at best.

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      1. Midgard‏ @Midgard8_3 Sep 30
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      2. Bob Gnarly  🎱‏ @RealGnarlyBob Sep 30
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        Sensible burger control legislation NOW!

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      3. Jay Fonseca‏ @LibertytoJay Sep 30
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        I think they already have that in NY or Philly haha

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      1. ahf‏ @ahf77118198 Sep 30
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        sadly true

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