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    Michael Tracey‏Verified account @mtracey Sep 21
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    Michael Tracey Retweeted Liz Dueweke  🐾

    All non-Reese's are discarded and replaced with additional Reese'shttps://twitter.com/LizDueweke/status/1175495157908525056 …

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    Liz Dueweke  🐾Verified account @LizDueweke
    One has to go. Forever. Which one do you choose? pic.twitter.com/IBFF1nuvr0
    9:12 PM - 21 Sep 2019
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      1. James Taylor‏ @jamesctaylor123 Sep 22
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        *licking my fingers* Me: I did the safety inspection of your Halloween bags Kids: is it safe to eat? Me: yes, but it looks like the neighbors didn't give out many Reese's. Sorry. Better luck next year.

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      2. Paul “TᕼE ᗷOOK GᑌY”‏ @PaulTheBookGuy Sep 21
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        If they sold jars of @reeses filling I would buy one a week.

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      3. playah‏ @dfi_playah Sep 21
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        Replying to @PaulTheBookGuy @mtracey @reeses

        They do

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      2. Kyle Halleman‏ @ImSoHalleman Sep 21
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        Reese’s is objectively the worst option available here

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      3. Eponymous Jones‏ @EponymousJones Sep 22
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        I object.

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      1. Tasha Bee‏ @strongfnwoman Sep 21
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        I literally named my dog Reese .. because Reese’s are so good.

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      1. Truth Synapse‏ @SynapseTruth Sep 21
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        Reese's mini cups and reese's pieces stay undefeated

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      1. Steven Den Worste‏ @htmlmencken Sep 21
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        You go too far, Michael. Smdh

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      1. Stanley Chan  🧢‏ @stahnchan Sep 21
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        I remember seeing a Reese's cup with Reese's pieces in it. At first I thought: why? And then my stronger, more primal senses overtook me and I understood.

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      1. Grilled‏ @GrilledCheesus7 Sep 21
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        .....Except Snickers

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      1. Let's make Bali Hai great again  🏴  ☮️‏ @SchraderValves Sep 21
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        KitKat

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      1. carol‏ @beachws Sep 21
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        You can have my Reese’s. I will hoard all the Three Musketeers since they’re not getting any love. :/

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      1. Rubber Soul  🎹‏ @goldfrapp1001 Sep 21
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        Yeah but Almond Joy is still the bomb.

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      1. Cole™ misses happy.‏ @i_call_shotgun_ Sep 21
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        the only right answer

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      1. John Papantonakis‏ @JPapantonakis Sep 21
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        I agree. Everything except Reese's can go. But everything would change if Japanese Kit Kats were included. In that case Wasabi would have to go and every other flavor could stay. (I'm particularly fond of White Peach and Strawberry Tiramisu)pic.twitter.com/9M51udlfCO

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      1. Keith Marcoux  ⏳‏ @KeithM_is_Here Sep 22
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        The #snickers and the Reese's can be replaced with two more #milkyways and then I'd be happy with the mix in that picture.

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      1. Jerry Sheldon‏ @jerrygsheldon Sep 22
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        Milky way would be gone soo fast compared to the others :)

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      1. Voelle bloomkvist‏ @Voelleblooms Sep 22
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        Ilovesnickers.

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      1. Lost in Suburbs‏ @freakofins Sep 22
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        Bye bye Twix

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