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    Michael Tracey‏Verified account @mtracey Sep 10
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    Stand-up comedy in general is not funny, and creating political narratives around it is especially tedious. That's my position, will not be explaining further

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      1. Jeremy Bell‏ @thejeremybell Sep 10
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        sTaNd uP cOmEdY iSn’T fUnNypic.twitter.com/5Xe8l5uE4f

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      1. Rob Motto‏ @Rob_Motto Sep 10
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        Stand up comedy is great. One of the last truly free art forms.

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      1. Druw‏ @chidiscourse23 Sep 10
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        This explains a lot.

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      1. Sputter‏ @Sputterz Sep 10
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        You generally have good takes, but this is just sad.

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      1.  🌏 🌍 🌎 🌌 🌺 🧢‏ @SoulsOfTheFree Sep 10
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        Bill Hicks

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      1. Chetan‏ @Chetkayable Sep 10
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        I saw Bill Hicks live in the early 90's and he was like Elvis on stage.

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      1. Michael Nelson‏ @The_MRNelson Sep 10
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        It’s amazing how many people have no sense of humor

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        I disagree with the first part but agree with the second part of this.

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      1. Ryan Mullahy‏ @OGRyanMullahy Sep 10
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        pic.twitter.com/x2eTcDNTzz

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      1. The Grim Speaker‏ @SpeakerGrim Sep 10
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        Michael Tracey anytime he hears a joke.pic.twitter.com/1Z1ukxbwxh

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      1. Street Pigeons‏ @DruciferTurak Sep 10
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        It's a skill that takes constant training to get good. You can argue subjectively that you don't like stand up. But cannot the deny the skill and hard work it takes to get good at the artform.

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      2. Kershew‏ @krschu00 Sep 10
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        Best liberal comedian to ever to do it. Actually just best comedian to ever do it PERIOD.

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      1. sukh hayre‏ @sukhhayre Sep 10
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        Lol - you should do open mics

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      1. Bob Gnarly  🎱‏ @RealGnarlyBob Sep 10
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        You mean stand-up philosophy.

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      1. Slava Zilber‏ @v_zilber Sep 10
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        But improv comedy is. Do not dare to contradict!

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      1. Andrew Westmoreland‏ @drewwest_press Sep 10
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        Boo. I think it depends on the delivery. I find political comedy fine as long as the comic is doing it well. If it's just a monologue with no real comedic value... yeah it's lame.

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        Are you thinking about Jimmy Dore?

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