I can express small-minded ideas with big words 
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I'll just volunteer myself
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Thank you. All bed bugs will have a place to congregate in my editorials.
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I volunteer as tribute
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I'll work for (3.14159265359 x 10)% of what they're paying him.
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I’ll just work for pies...?
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Thanks!
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Damning us with faint praise, I see
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I think I could do it.
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I volunteer for the experiment
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We’ll take turns!
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the media gears everything to people who are 90 years old and want comically mediocre takes. what about people who aren't approaching 100?
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