Better to have Trump bizarrely preoccupied with Greenland than, say, Iran
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The Onion is still the finest outlet for journalism in USA..https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1163884929266192384 …
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Removing all silliness from the equation from the President, purchasing Greenland would be a solid move.
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RIP to all those lost in the Bowling Green Massacre
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You never know when a stray ball is going to escape from the alley!
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And Greenland never faced the devestating consequences of the Bowling Green Massacre.
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They will greet us as liberators!!
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Have John Bolton step out to the WH press core and announce that. And watch heads explode in TV
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90% of Americans will never find Greenland on a map so this is a moot point
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Hahaha
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Especially after the massacre
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And that was before the “Bowling Green Massacre.”
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I dream that President Gabbard’s first act will be withdrawing US troops from Greenland and issuing formal apology to Denmark.
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Conspiracy theory: he wants control over the ice core samples to eliminate climate change discussion!
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Make it a State. Give it two Senators. They'll be further Left than any Democrat. There are two Dakotas. There can be one Greenland.
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It has a ton of valuable natural resources too, like gems and who knows what else might be untapped. It could also be developed into a huge tourist destination and new booming place and even a new city located there for the USA with enough money spent in development.
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But much better fermented seabird dishes.
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That’s nice...
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And after the Bowling Green massacre, Greenland better watch its step!
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