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    Michael Tracey‏Verified account @mtracey Jul 3
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    Eric Swalwell's doomed presidential campaign is darkly hilarious, for reasons I explain in this piece. I also had the honor of discussing with him his contention that there are somehow still "sealed indictments" waiting for Trumphttps://spectator.us/swalwell-folly/ 

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      1. Michael Tracey‏Verified account @mtracey Jul 3
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        Last week might have been Swalwell's first and only time on the debate stage. If so, we will deprived of untold hilarity. Farewell Eric. And remember: Go Big. Be Bold. Do Good. 🇺🇸pic.twitter.com/EAepgWociF

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      1. LDMoney‏ @LDWhitmire Jul 3
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        He reminds me of the wiz from Seinfeld. No one beats the wiz.

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      1. Jeff‏ @Coach_JIB Jul 3
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        You didn’t even mention his laughable views about gun ownership.

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        Awwwww, bless his heart.

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      1. Shark Twain‏ @OctopusHero Jul 3
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        Did you pick the title? That is hilariously clever.

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      1. Paul D'Acri‏ @manraygun1 Jul 3
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        Several very good laugh lines.

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      1. Michael Ely‏ @boywearingvan Jul 3
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        Really unfair that Williamson is hogging all the Republican donor money, when Eric is the real star of the show.

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      1. Ben Lingo‏ @blingo1212 Jul 3
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        Shit, I thought that his GoFundMe account was to pay off student debt. I sent him $2.50.

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      1. Jonathan Darling‏ @JDRomoDG Jul 3
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        Ok, this article is downright hilarious! Thank you, Michael

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      1. Matthew Herzog‏ @zogness Jul 4
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        He tried to sell me the Brooklyn Bridge.

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        It's mostly about his policy. His views on Trump impeachment, Russian interference, gun confiscation, etc. His finer details are really irrelevant with these issues on the table.

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      1. iamsock‏ @Iamsock Jul 3
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        Look at @mtracey bringing the hammer down on the easiest target with his pedantry and thesaurus. Good show!

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      1. Nancy Freed‏ @jeansbluejeans Jul 3
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        Does he really believe this stuff or is he rousing the crickets for votes? Either way, he is clueless

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      1. Dinklebat‏ @Dinkeldash Jul 3
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        Democrats: Nobody is coming for your guns. Eric Swalwell: Hold my beer.pic.twitter.com/xKjxmSQf44

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      1. Dano‏ @flydano Jul 3
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        Isn't this the same Congressman that proclaimed the dossier was entirely true and the Trump was absolutely an agent of Russia?

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      1. Freedom‏ @hooray2040 Jul 3
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        Let Small Well wallow in his delusions. He ain’t going nowhere.

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      2. RancidHoglitosis‏ @Hoglitosis Jul 3
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        There are wacko "sealed indictments" conspiracy theories on both sides?? I thought that was just #Qanon

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