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    Michael Tracey‏Verified account @mtracey Jun 28
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    The main problem with LaGuardia is the surrounding traffic, not the airport itself. I don’t go to airports to admire the scenery, I go to facilitate air transport. In fact its long-term parking facilities are unusually convenient and well-located (though expensive)

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      1. Golgo 13‏ @JamesRoberta7 Jun 28
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        No train makes it a $hit way to get there though. Especially on a Friday after work during summer

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      1. terrezz11‏ @terrezz111 Jun 28
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        And last time I was at terminal C, it was pretty awesome

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      1. Michael Hinojosa‏ @MichaelHinni Jun 28
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        I feel like this is what incites the Michael Tracey parody account

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      1. ʎǝɹoɔ‏ @1dopebro Jun 28
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        Very cool Michael.

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      2. art fufkin‏ @FufkinArt Jun 28
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        My old commute from Dallas. Car to DFW. Plane to LGA, Bus to LGA Marine Terminal. Boat to Manhattan Pier. Taxi to Penn Station. Reverse it 5 days later. Did it for two years almost every week..lol

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      3. Brian  🇲🇽 🇮🇱‏ @SpeakingBee Jun 28
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        You commuted from Dallas to be a ticket taker at Penn Station?

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      1. Dave Em‏ @DaveEm922 Jun 28
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        Also, every worker their is an a$$ who acts like they aren’t being paid to help answer questions from unfamiliar travelers...

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      1. Senator Tim Allen‏ @senator_tim Jun 28
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        I've been to busy stations more pleasant than LGA.

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      1. Max Canti‏ @MaxDCanti Jun 29
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        I go to airports to shop.

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      1. Pearl Jolly  ⏳‏ @PearlJolly Jun 29
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        A few weeks ago one of the terminals opened new gates as part of the remodel but didn’t make any provisions for extra traffic. I was trapped in a cab for an hour watching other people get out of their rides and hoof it to the terminal dragging their luggage to make their flights.

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      2. Mister Nobody‏ @mister_nobody67 Jun 29
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        Isn't everything in NYC expensive as holy fuck?

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      3. CriticalClassrooms‏ @lapham_katie Aug 26
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        Yes, unfortunately.

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      1. 180069SHRED‏ @jcozby Jun 29
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        Found what you were looking forhttps://m.yelp.com/biz/laguardia-airport-lga-east-elmhurst-2?osq=Laguardia …

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      1. Jackie #ImARussianBot #UnusualAmerican McCaffrey‏ @jackiemccaffrey Jun 29
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        I personally love LaGuardia. It's far less stressful that 1) Kennedy and 2) the limo pick up at Newark.

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      1. CriticalClassrooms‏ @lapham_katie Aug 26
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        Which long-term parking facility at LGA do you recommend?

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      2. Michael Krieger‏ @LibertyBlitz Jun 28
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        The airport is also a problem. It’s trash.

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      3. Family‏ @CULATER4NOW Jun 28
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        It’s a dump

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      1. terrezz11‏ @terrezz111 Jun 28
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        Dude, who goes to an airport for anything more than getting from point A to point B.

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      1. Richard Heater‏ @RichardHeater5 Jun 29
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        Last time I was there (3-4 years ago)it was just short of a filthy dump. Certainly gone down hill since the 70’s.

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      1. philips cdi gamer‏ @vaporwaregamer Jun 28
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        m60/q70 bus is a godsend

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