I'm totally attending this tonight. Can't imagine anything funnier. See you there!https://twitter.com/nytimesmusic/status/1134819101166247937 …
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That's a powerful defense mechanism, very impressive
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Total George Costanza move, hell yeah
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Hopefully, they'll be pitching tents!

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Why hundreds of dollars? Replacing either the lock mechanism or the key oughta cost a few bucks at most
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With a hot, steaming side of impeachment ...
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Shit the deep state finally got to mike RIP
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Morgan Freeman gonna read? He's great. DeNiro might put in an appearance. Cusack might read a section but only selected passages.
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I didn’t know Cusack could read the big words.
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You could just pull up LockPickingLawyer's channel on YouTube and he'll show you how to get through that lock in 10 seconds.
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You should always have a backup key anyway. Get two copies and they should give you a deal.
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No live updates??!! Cmon man!
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Good luck, everyone else
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Tfw you realize homeless people with nothing better to do attend these leftist events
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Based
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cool - pls live-tweet
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Better bring a bag of weed.
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