I somehow *broke the key to my building* while unlocking the door, so rather than pay hundreds of dollars to get it replaced tonight, I'm going to attend the dramatic reading of the Mueller Report tomorrow morning/afternoon instead. Hopefully they'll be serving brunch
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It’s deep into ‘bible study’ territory. Maybe bring some Saint Muller candles.
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And no sooner do I see this un-ironically posted photo:pic.twitter.com/w3yTVgB9mh
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These "celebrities" can't help but open their mouths and create further support for Trump...it's just ironic.
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Exactly the kind of embarrassing BoBo theatrics, similar to what one sees at protests, that defangs any real challenge to the national security state and invites frosty indifference and ridicule from the warrior elite.
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Maybe do more listening and less Twitter posting.
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Save me a spot near the ball pit, but not to close to the baby support goats.
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I'm sure the pages will be able to absord the tears
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Life must be good if this Russia nonsense is what you worry about
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I dunno Michael. The thought of you attending this is even funnier than the thought of the event itself......
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They should turn it into a vaudeville type of performance. Enjoy the show
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Re-reading the opening line of "Howl" by Allen Ginsberg on repeat
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Betting line: combined IQ of the "actors, musicians, and more" v. the number of pages in the report.
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I hope they use voices.
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No Ambien for me. Sonorous not sarcastic voices, I hope. Wake me for the epilogue.
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Will the musicians be singing it?
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I wish I was closer!!
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