I'm trying not to laughhttps://twitter.com/LevineJonathan/status/1134133686465703945 …
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@mtracy was once beaten to a pulp by a 95 pound elderly congresswoman. -
I work out. I think I'd hold my own.
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That's the point. :) She went all in.
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I read those tweets in American Pie "this one time at band camp" voice and can't stop laughing.




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She is not well.
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Maybe the tuna bagel and the body odor have something to do with the rejected kiss. Idk..just making connections.
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wow just went from schadenfreude to feeling bad for someone clearly in crisis
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Would she be as charitable to you?
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I'll take "things unwell people post on the Internet" for $1,000, Alex
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Seems "Dear Diary" is contagious.
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"I recently asked a guy I went on a date with if he wanted to kiss me and he responded 'Mam, all I asked is if you wanted fries with your order'''.
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That's the joke.
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That's really sad no one came to her party. Seems like a pattern is emerging.
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I have to see these two students.
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That last item should surprise no one.
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Maybe, but still awesome personal command of invulnerability to humiliation.
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